26 March 2017 @ 01:29 pm
We mourn the loss of those who have died in the time between the last announcement and this one:

Leonard Church
Michael Caboose
Melanie
 
 
hey so
my memory came back
thought people might want to know
if you want to talk about stuff i couldnt while my memory was gone heres your chance

ps past me is an idiot
ignore the dave thing and just call me davesprite
 
 
[Hi there, snowhellions. You might be turning to the network in the hopes of seeing something substantial or significant, or just something that's not really fucking stupid.

What you're getting instead is an image of Church and Caboose smugly posing with a red flag. Church is also flipping off the camera with both hands because of course he is.

The only message accompanying this is a bit of glittery text:

]
 
 
 
16 October 2016 @ 12:23 pm
[ It takes the video of the bomb hitting to really force Rhys to realize how up his own butt he's been. And it's only partially justified. Ish. Maybe.

An update, then, on how the Situation has been resolved is in order, now that he's been fed, watered, and had time to collect his thought. ]


Jack's gone.

...gone out of my head, anyway.

Just, u-uh. Thought everyone should know.
 
 
15 October 2016 @ 09:02 pm
Characters: Caboose and his bestest best bestfriend, Church! They are best friends!!!
Location: Building 11 and immediate surroundings
Date: Morning 168
Summary: Caboose is reunited with his best friend ever. Church hates his stupid fucking life.
Warnings: Pool noodles. will add if necessary ok good

like hide and don't seek! your favourite game ♥ )
 
 
08 October 2016 @ 09:25 pm
[ Should you choose to access this post, dear Norfinburian...ites, you get a hiss of static followed by the abrupt appearance of a semi-transparent blue man on your tablet screen. Smiling. Gleeful. Other synonyms.

Handsome Jack runs a technically nonexistent hand through his equally nonexistent hair. ]


Who missed me?

[ Laughter, loud and biting. ]

It's a pure, unadulterated hour of the Handsomest Jack, just for you! More than you filthy bandit-types deserve, which is --- duh, b-but I'm feeling pretty damn generous.

You're welcome.
 
 
I told you people we were stuck in a computer but no, nobody listens to the jester.

Sheesh, kill people and everyone writes you off as looney toons.

Which I am.

But I'm also right.

Next time anyone decides to mock me I'll [prolonged static] and they'll have to eat through their pant leg!
 
 
09 September 2016 @ 12:18 am
Welcome to Norfinbury. The time is E̛̬̞͖͖̫R҉͖̯̬R̼̻͉̰͎̳̙O̩͓͔̫͇͈̯R and the date is E̛̬̞͖͖̫R҉͖̯̬R̼̻͉̰͎̳̙O̩͓͔̫͇͈̯R. This network has been provided for your use. Please interact politely with everyone else on this network.
 
 
31 May 2015 @ 11:36 pm
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