S̲ͅt̢͇̮̬̦̖ͅͅo̖͝p҉̗͕̲̯̻͉͜ͅ ̧̤͉t҉͕̰͚̙̹̝͢͝h̡̧̢̟̲̬̯͉̼͇̺͉i͙̳s̜͇̳͖.̼͚͍̺̥̪̩̯͜ ҉̲̺̯̮̰S͏̭͟͠t̴̯̠͈̤̣̭̭o̦͚̝p̟͇͉͖̲̹͟ ̜̩̤͓̥t̺͎̝͎̀h̡҉̬̘̫͇͙̬̫í̥̻̪͎̱̟̮̝́ͅs͖̗̞̬͙͕͕.̣̜͍ ͏̗̯̱̤̝͠█̪̳█̷̧͏̻̯͓█̳̼̳̘̜̰̬͓͙█̹͚͙͈̗͘█̤͢█͏̛̜̫̤̺̘̣͓͟ͅ█̤̹͡█̧̙̞̥̞͖̭ͅ█̴̝̦͙͔̖̰̟̼͔ ̢̡̪͎̮̻S̖͝t̴͙̩̝͢o͔p͖͍͉̜̕ ̼̰͉̮̙̩̰̟̣t̴̛̖̮͔͇͞h҉̨͙͉̫i̶̡҉̠̗͈̯s̵̥̯͇̗̱̯̝̜͠.͉͎͖͙̱̻̹͎́ ̱͚̪͠S̳͘t̨͙͙̞̩̩̳͓█̳̜̀͝█̵̫͖͉͝█̥͎̟̱̝͉̞͜͢͠ͅ█̬͎̰̝̰̻͍̪̙̀͘█̡̪̮̦i̺̤s̥͉̣̞͇͓̀͢͝.̳̤̤̤̟̰̀͘ͅ ͚̹̬̮͖͇͞͠S͜͏̪̟̩͓̩̭̥̩̹ṯ̻̞̜̥̼̺͞ͅo̧̤̹̬̼̖͖̮̫͈p̸̧͇̯ ͍̥̙́t̨̡̹̝̳̣h̺̖̞̫█͟͏̦̟͙̳█̝̩͔͙̟͟.̛̪̲͝ ̨̛̱Ṣ̢͍͇̲̜͡█̯̣̖̪̠̺̣̫█̪̪̜͓̖̠̼͚̀p͍͇̣͖͇͕ ̵̫͉t̬͙͇̜h̶̯̼͙̣̯̕i͚͎̖̺̝̩͞s̢̳͙.̝̦̪͈͠ ̵̺̗̤̮͚̺̲̰Ṣ̷̥̦t͇͍̻͕͓ò̺̼̯͝p̷̡̗̥̠͠ͅ ̨̖͢t̴̺̥̜͍̦͔͎̫̯̕ḩ͚̱̠̝͙ͅi̷͇̻̮̼̳͟͠s̟͙͇̣̖̺̕.͎̺̭̹̬̯̬͇̤ ̷̸̭͓̰̬̺̳͍S̢̛̱̦̳̟͇̕t̵̮̙̻̯̞͙̲͚̀o̟̲̕͞p̛̰͍͈̼͡ ̯̣̫͕́t͈͙͡͠h̰͇̪̲i҉̢̢͇̱̪̜̣͚ͅs̫ ̲̘̲͢͟S̨͚̥͘t̛͍̞͙̪̪█͍̬̯̺̥̞̙̝█͎̱͎͟͝█̡̛͎̻̲͉̭̀█̷̛͍̪̖̱█̻͇͍̳̠̖̫̥͜͠█͏̘̹̺̻͎̺̟͇͜͠█̶̧̳̜̠͔̭̥̞̭͔ ͉͈̫̣̪S҉̨͏͚̙t̙͎̟̠͔̳͇̺͝o̙͎̯█̣█̷̥͈̝̗͕͇̞̮͜t̷̷̡͚͙͔̮͚̖̖h҉̘͈͉ì̫̲̞̕s̴̴̨̹̘̝ ̤̖̼͍̀͝S̡͍̝̞̗̻͖͢͠t̷͓̭͖͘o͇̣̤̘͜͠p̴̶̻͎̭̟̰̻̩ ̨͍́t̴̤̰̀ẖ̺̥̤͜͠͞i͙̹͈̼̙̘̟ͅͅs̨̛͏͚͚ ͕̭̭S̨̲̝̼͓͚̯̯t̺͇͓̗͟o̢̲͓͟p̝̬̫̱͈̙̻͕ ҉̨͎͖͇̮̥͈̰͡t̵̳̩͕̦h͏̨͈̜̠̜͍̬͚█̢̛͍͇͍͎̬█҉̸̪̫̼̺̣̥͖̳█̛̮͓̼͓̖̝̕█͖̥͓͕͔̱̯́͟█̼̠͕͜█̷̞̥̖̦̪͔̗̘͚͟p̴̗̜̜̝̥͎͔̠ ̢҉̪͎͉̼̖̞̥͈t̢̰̺̲͟ḩ̱̮̹̺̮̹͠i̵͈̭͘͟s̴͖̪̳͍̭̰̙͍̀ͅ ̴̛̜͙̜͓̦̥S̸̼̤̝t̻̗̖̟͓̙͜o҉̣̯̮̙́̕p̖̖̜͍̕ ̜͎̺̝̮̕ͅt̨̹̼͇̮͓͈͜h̲̫̥̬̖̲͚͈i̷̵͍͈̹͇͉̟̻̟͞s̢̟̤̙̞͞ ͎͓͉̠͖͝█̷̤̖͘█͓̪̯̖͍̠͢͠█̡̟̞̙̠͚͢p͉̙̺͕̀ ̶̰̗̰̘͙͈̦̰t̸̖̖̖̰̮̫̬́h̷̪͈̹̱̝̝̗i̱͈͙̥̬͈͓͝s̨̤̝̝̀͜ͅ ̗̘͉̩͉̯̀͠S͖̗͈̪̫͠t̪o̧̳̩p̩͎͞ ̧̖͇̣͙ͅt͏̥͙̠̞̪h̖̻́͡i̛͍̰̗͞s̙̥̀͜͠ ̧͙̮̞͎̼͘͢█̹̬͍͖̞͕̱͜͠͠█̸̬̗̤͓̝͡█̵̛̲̱̥͔͍̜█̧̼͍͈̱̟̖█̶̸̗̺t̴̫̜̱̳̟h̵͈̻i҉̭̠̬̰s̺̘̲͟͝ ̧͇s̴͠҉̩̰̭͖̤͎̠█̛͕̝̗̯͖͎͜͢o̧ͅp̺̬̲̜̱̣͘ ̨̙̜̥t̥̹̖͘h̖͙i̲̠̺͍̺̬̙̫̕͜ś̨̲͙̠̣̦ ̨͚̯͢͜ş̟̪͇̦̜█̢̞█͏̖̰͟͝█͍͞█̙̠́█̧̺̠͜͠█̨̙̯i̴̙͍̭͘s̷̤ ͘҉̤̭̺̩̯̹͉ṣ̴̥̱͇͞ͅ█҉̘͙̭̟̩͇͞█͉̜̟̞͖p͉͔̝̗̱̭̬ ̰ͅt͚͉̳͢h̨͔͖͔́i̷̙̱s̩̘̭̮̦̘͎̝͜͢ ̶̱̱͢s̡̝̙̱͞t̛̳̗͉̖͟o͚͙̥͇͎͉̤͘p͓̤̠̖͍̗͙̙͜ ̶̟͈̬̯̹̘͓͈̲͝t̟̘̝̘̤̫h̶͇͔̟͇͘͜ḭ̬̺́̕s̛͍̖̦͖̺̀ ͏̺͇͕̠̥ͅs̴̨̺͇̳̰̞̝̟͓͜t̬̮̫̞̤̜̻̠o̸̺̱̼̤̥̘͍p̺̥͇̪̭̜͇ͅp̶̛̗͎̦͖̰̱͎p̼͈̝̳̣͙͔̟͢͠█̸̮͖͙͚█̼̤͚̣̀͘ ͇̠͜͝p̢̪̙̜̣̞̫p̧̜̤͉̪̤̝̪̮͠ ̷͎̦͈͎̪p͏͎̣ͅ█̥͕̣̠̤█̶̱̟͖̕█̖̬͚̱́͢p̦͍͎̜p̧̝̯̫͙̻͕͙̕͟█̵̧̘̯̰͢█̴̪͟█̴̛̬͠█̵̗̞̯͎̩͎̬ͅ█̸̻͉͙̭█̣͔͓͙̣͖̰͜█̶͏̞̲̦ͅ█̢̛̫̤̻̠̼̤͈̝͡█͖͎̟͙̻̲̣̀█̶̥͇͉̙̺̗̥͜ͅ█̵̛͕͙█̢͇̜͠█̥̙͉̗́█̯̥͉̙͈̻̝█̞͠█̷̛͇̭̱͎̱̠͎█̼̬̠̜͇█͚̜͓̯̝ͅ


Stop this.

[ Should you choose to access this post, dear Norfinburian...ites, you get a hiss of static followed by the abrupt appearance of a semi-transparent blue man on your tablet screen. Smiling. Gleeful. Other synonyms.

Handsome Jack runs a technically nonexistent hand through his equally nonexistent hair. ]

Who missed me?

[ Laughter, loud and biting. ]

It's a pure, unadulterated hour of the Handsomest Jack, just for you! More than you filthy bandit-types deserve, which is --- duh, b-but I'm feeling pretty damn generous.

You're welcome.

[A woman's voice, coming from everywhere, in pain:] This is enough. This--This is--This is enough.

[A shadow, like a great creature has stretched, a great cat knocking over something with a paw that could bat about warships. A shadow, and then static, flickering and twisting through the air like fireworks, and then silence. For five seconds, even the humming stops.

The voice speaks again.] Emergency medical assistance is no longer sustainable. Emergency medical response will cease until further notice. [It sounds like she's looking through a damage report.] Enough.

[Everyone passes out. They will remain that way for the duration of day 106.]