[network] @fuckyou; context is for the weak [open] Day 195

[blueteamproblems]

[Hi there, snowhellions. You might be turning to the network in the hopes of seeing something substantial or significant, or just something that's not really fucking stupid.

What you're getting instead is an image of Church and Caboose smugly posing with a red flag. Church is also flipping off the camera with both hands because of course he is.

The only message accompanying this is a bit of glittery text:

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@guardian; text;

[phaseshifter]

I regret enabling this already. Which... may be a new record.

@text;

[blueteamproblems]

2 bad
no takebacks

[phaseshifter]

Unfortunately. :P Do I even want to know the context here?

[blueteamproblems]

the context is that blue rules & red sucks

@zd; text

[swatsflies]

What's wrong with the color red?

text;

[blueteamproblems]

more like what ISNT

[swatsflies]

Well, I think it's a great color.
It's the color for passion (•̀o•́)ง

[blueteamproblems]

maybe if by passion u mean yelling stupid oneliners and driving around in shitty cars and just sucking in general

@cabose; text;

[blueteamsproblem]

it is not as gud as NOT red

[swatsflies]

There are a lot of colors not red.
Which one is your fave?

[blueteamsproblem]

church!!!!! :)

[ the response is as immediate as it is nonsensical. wtg caboose. wtg. ]

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[blueteamsproblem]

[ Caboose is - of course - now guarding the flag with all the dedication his dumb self can muster. Because now it's only a matter of time before the reds show up, and they will have guns and one-liners and explosions and red team things.

It's going to be great. ]

Are they here yet. Church. Church! Do you think they will bring snacks. And blankets. Those are things I would like them to bring.

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[blueteamproblems]

No. Grif would just eat all the snacks on the way here. And probably hog any blankets.

[Church is. Not so optimistic about the Reds showing up. But hey, it's something to distract from everything that's going on, including the other present admin-chan had left them. Dumb shit is always the way to go when times are tough.]

[blueteamsproblem]

Haha, yeah.

[ And then Simon will throw a fit, and Cap'n Corporal Sarge will be like ARR MATEY AVAST ME DAMN DIRTY SHOTGUN and Captain Bagel will glitter on things and Tucker won't be there probably and it'll be a good good time.

Caboose can't wait. ]

We could use the flag as a blanket!! But then it will not be a flag, and we can't tell the Reds to suck on things that they should be sucking.

[ Like lollipops, probably. Ooh, maybe they'll bring lollipops! ]

[blueteamproblems]

On the other hand, using it as a blanket would be pretty humiliating for them. Which means we should absolutely do it.

[Not that it'd probably be the greatest blanket. It's not made of the highest quality cloth, UNLIKE THE BLUE FLAG PROBABLY.]

@featherydouche; text

[mrcreamsicles]

[Yes, Davesprite has an app purely for shitting things up with jpeg artifacts. Mix that with the drawing function of the notepad app and bam.]

(glitter)text;

[blueteamproblems]

(shitter)text;

[mrcreamsicles]

[blueteamproblems]

blue vs red
its a thing back home
we were fighting a war or w/e technically but mostly wed just stand around & talk

@Spoiler ; video

[spoileralert]

[ This actually makes her chuckle. ]

Is the flag from your home?

@fuckyou; video

[blueteamproblems]

[He glances at the flag with something resembling fondness on his face.]

Yeah. Or the closest thing that passed for home, at least.

[spoileralert]

That seems to be the pattern. I got a teddy bear.

@adelina; audio

[bloodbiter]

[She stares at the image for a few minutes, but can't parse it.]

I fear I don't understand. Did I miss something in the guide?

audio;

[blueteamproblems]

No, don't worry about it. It's not directed at you.

audio;

[bloodbiter]

It was broadcast to everyone... Who was it directed at?