[network] @dickcheese, Day 168, audio [open]

[headjacked]

[ It takes the video of the bomb hitting to really force Rhys to realize how up his own butt he's been. And it's only partially justified. Ish. Maybe.

An update, then, on how the Situation has been resolved is in order, now that he's been fed, watered, and had time to collect his thought. ]

Jack's gone.

...gone out of my head, anyway.

Just, u-uh. Thought everyone should know.

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@zd; voice (Sorry, I'm sick @@ So let me know if I need to word better)

[swatsflies]

Hey, Rhys. [ Zell's voice is a lot quieter than normal and he sounds worried. ]

Are you okay?

@dickcheese, audio; ur fine

[headjacked]

Yeah. Little tired, but better than I have been recently, actually.

[swatsflies]

Really? [ Now he's perking up. ] Awesome! I'm glad.

[ Then there is a pause.] How? Did the admin remove him?

[headjacked]

N...o, it was me. How squeamish are you, Zell?

@ASolomons; audio; private

[devoutish]

How did you do it?

@dickcheese, audio;

[headjacked]

Literally. Physically.

What you're imagining right now is... p-prrrrobably pretty accurate.

audio; private

[devoutish]

Where is he now?

audio; private

[headjacked]

[ It takes a few moments to respond as he weighs his words. Tries to picture Alfie's reaction. ]

...I, uh. Well, he's in my eye.

@cabose; audio;

[blueteamsproblem]

You can prob'ly just. Push him back in there. Through your nose. Church says that if I keep shoving things up my nose they'll take up the space my brain is supposed to be in, so that seems like it is a thing that should work.

You are welcome.

@dickcheese, audio;

[headjacked]

What.

[blueteamsproblem]

I said that you should push Uncle John back up your nose, and then he will not be out of your head. He will be in your head! It is. It's pretty obvious.

[headjacked]

Okay but why would I want Uncle John back in there to begin with.

[ Despite... everything about this exchange, he has to smile a little. John, and no uncomfortable zaps to his noggin. It's bliss. ]

That's not even getting into the logistical problems of your suggestion, dude.

@Spoiler ; private video

[spoileralert]

Jesus Christ. Are you okay? You scared the crap out of me, you know?

@dickcheese, audio; private

[headjacked]

[ No video, Steph. He's entirely too gross and blood encrusted. ]

Yeah, I-I saw later, when I woke up. Saw everything.

You were seriously threatening a hologram. Wh- which was actually pretty sweet, if I'm being honest.

[spoileralert]

[ Oh, alright. She's worried, but she does feel silly staring into a camera that's only pointed one way. ]

Coulda seen it through, too. Batman is an expert on intimidation and psychopaths.

[headjacked]

It's kinda hard to intimidate a psychopath you can't see.

@fuckyou; audio;

[blueteamproblems]

Where is he now?

@dickcheese, audio;

[headjacked]

Um. Around. Sort of.

[blueteamproblems]

That's. Really vague, dude. Should we be worrying about a crazy AI infecting someone else or not?

[headjacked]

I'm allowed to be vague when it comes to Personal Shit, yeah? Same as you??

There's no chance of 'infection', so stay chill.

@hotstud_xxx; text

[rubikscomplex]

so does this mean angelcakes is going on a wild sex spree with you finally?

@guardian; text;

[phaseshifter]

Yes. We're doing it *right now.*

[rubikscomplex]

not very wild if he can still talk and you can still type

[phaseshifter]

Curses. You have seen through my cunning ruse. I am so disappointed that nobody will believe that I am boinking my freaking brother figure. How will I get over this disappointment. Etcetera. :||||||||||||

[headjacked]

It speaks to our stamina, actually, and says a lot about yours.