[It's Peter, holding up his tablet to his face, and he's outside in the snow, walking.
He's also got a nosebleed.]
This is DJ Star-Lord coming to you from live from Norfinbury!
Anyway, I thought you guys might wanna see this.
[He turns the tablet around to show his anomaly, which is...well. It looked like he was made out of rock and mud, but there's like, all this crap on top of him. He's got tendrils that are hanging onto things--bits of rubble, mostly, and a pair of bath slippers that Peter threw at him to see if he'd catch them. The only thing recognizable about the slug-like creature is its the top part of its head, which looks like Peter's, except that its mouth is large and muddy.
And his anomaly is yelling at him. Mud is spewing everywhere.]
Hey! Give me that, that tablet's mine! You suck!
[And he's yelling back.]
You suck, you creepy-ass trash compactor! And it's mine.
[Peter turns back to the tablet, shrugging.]
He's been following me around but he's actually not that bad company? He's cool for an anomaly version of myself. We've been mostly listening to music and chilling while I've been trying to get over my death price. Which...I'd kinda like to apologize for and I'm really sorry if I said something I shouldn't have?
You were drunk as all get-out, bro! And I'm the real deal! You hear that, Norfinbury? I'm the real DJ Star-Lord!
Shut up!
[A pause.]
I'm not gonna lie, I was super creeped out by him at first, because like...look, it's me, but pancaked? But he hasn't tried to kill me or anything. He says he just wants to like...run stuff over a lot? It's weird. I dunno. So I guess if you're fast enough you can avoid this one.
But has anyone actually tried making friends with their anomaly?
He's also got a nosebleed.]
This is DJ Star-Lord coming to you from live from Norfinbury!
Anyway, I thought you guys might wanna see this.
[He turns the tablet around to show his anomaly, which is...well. It looked like he was made out of rock and mud, but there's like, all this crap on top of him. He's got tendrils that are hanging onto things--bits of rubble, mostly, and a pair of bath slippers that Peter threw at him to see if he'd catch them. The only thing recognizable about the slug-like creature is its the top part of its head, which looks like Peter's, except that its mouth is large and muddy.
And his anomaly is yelling at him. Mud is spewing everywhere.]
Hey! Give me that, that tablet's mine! You suck!
[And he's yelling back.]
You suck, you creepy-ass trash compactor! And it's mine.
[Peter turns back to the tablet, shrugging.]
He's been following me around but he's actually not that bad company? He's cool for an anomaly version of myself. We've been mostly listening to music and chilling while I've been trying to get over my death price. Which...I'd kinda like to apologize for and I'm really sorry if I said something I shouldn't have?
You were drunk as all get-out, bro! And I'm the real deal! You hear that, Norfinbury? I'm the real DJ Star-Lord!
Shut up!
[A pause.]
I'm not gonna lie, I was super creeped out by him at first, because like...look, it's me, but pancaked? But he hasn't tried to kill me or anything. He says he just wants to like...run stuff over a lot? It's weird. I dunno. So I guess if you're fast enough you can avoid this one.
But has anyone actually tried making friends with their anomaly?
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