[network] @ADMIN; Obituary [DAY 418]

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We mourn the loss of those who have died in the time between the last announcement and this one:

Billy Kaplan
John Watson
Mycroft Holmes
Peter Quill

Comments

@PetertheGreat, audio, cw alcohol intoxication

[zunesareawesome]

[It takes Peter a few moments to figure out how to even get this thing to work. When he finally gets on, he's realizing he's sat on the floor, somehow. Or maybe he's fallen down? He's not sure. Everything is spinning? His words are slurred, blending together.]

Hey everybody, I'm back!

In th' morgue!

Spooky.

Speaking a' spooky, uh, watch out f'r Flynn!

Oh God, what did they do to him...my bes' friend, they turned him into a monster! Like an actual monster you have no idea...I'm gonna mill Killer. Choke him right out.

[Is he crying? He's crying.]

I dunno how t'save him, somebody's gotta...

...I can't lose 'im, even if he's a creepy killer plant guy. Like, so creepy it was th' wors'...

Anyway, I just wanted t'say that...I love you all, before it's too late, I gotta tell you how much I love everybody here. You're th' pest beople I ever knew besides th' best people I already knew...

Man, I love you all so much. Even you, House. Even you, Bucket.

[Beckett? He probably means Beckett.]

I just...you guys are the best.

[He's hugging his tablet.]

@captaininvincible; text

[notaquaman]

dude
r u drunk?
what the fuck

[zunesareawesome]

Dude.

I don't even know wha's going on except I'm alive, maybe?

I feel pret-ty drunk. But like, like, waaaaaaaaaay past th' buzz an' into th' stop-the-world-I-wanna-get-off part.

@bucky; text

[advanced]

What do you mean they turned Flynn into a monster? He was fine when I saw him last.

[That was a bit ago, though, before they were separated.]

[zunesareawesome]

S'nomaly.

Flynn'snomaly.

[He rubs his face.] So did I, like...I dunno how it happened...

[advanced]

[That's a really unhelpful answer, Peter.]

Are you still hurt in some way?

[zunesareawesome]

[What? It is the most helpful answer he can possibly muster!]

...no, m'all better.

Gotta stay 'way from Flynn, he'll hurt you...

@librarian; video, 420 afternoon

[cahooted]

Peter, what the hell are you talking about?

I'm never letting you do a food run again!

[zunesareawesome]

Flynn!?

[He's...not all creepy and planty?]

What t'hell!?

How'd y'turn back!?

[cahooted]

Why are you on the obituaries?!

[Is that his agitated voice? That's his agitated voice. Look, he didn't let you do a food run so you could go and get yourself killed!]

And why are you telling people I turned into a monster? What, was it embarrassing? Did you lick an icicle and got your tongue stuck somewhere outside and then froze, is that why you're telling people I did it? Or is it because I punched you in the face because you told me to do that and I won it fair and square.

@jwatson; audio; Night 418

[jumpthegun]

Flynn... F-flynn's an anomaly. [John's voice is breathy, and there's the occasional chatter of teeth.] H-h-he got us all. Day 4-416.

It's f-f-f-freezing. What hap-happened? Is it c-colder? Or... maybe a death price?

@hexappeal, audio

[sleight_of_fate]

Did you run into the Angel Anomaly? Something about the stuff she was dripping...it causes poisoning and cold is part of it.

[Rhys is not a happy customer at the moment, either, and grateful for just how many layers he owns.]

[jumpthegun]

N-no. Just woke up. Ch-ch-chapel. Think. I think. Can't get warm. Wearing everything I've g-got.

[sleight_of_fate]

{Well, the good news is that John's teeth are chattering. That means his body isn't shutting down yet, if it's some kind of hypothermia. of course, Rhys isn't going to SAY that because he's sure John knows.]

Maybe getting out of the chapel would be a good idea, in any case. Weird shit happens there, and I don't think staying around would be good for anything.

You just died, too, so it might wear off. Is anyone going up to meet you, or are you coming back on your own?

@dickcheese, audio;

[headjacked]

...please tell me you have a snugglebuddy.

[jumpthegun]

[Oh, Rhys.]

No. M'on my own. Won't g-get out until m-morning.

@himalayanyeti; audio

[himalayanyeti]

Where was it?

[For once, there's no incredibly barbed comment vis a vis Watson's possible child murder. Hunting people--or things, as the case may be--is what he can do best. Sure, this is awful, but at least he feels less useless.]

Did you let him go easy? Hurt him any?

[jumpthegun]

Northeast c-corner of the second residential area. T-two days ago. At least. Dunno how fast he can t-t-travel. Tried to st-stop him. But he's an anomaly. C-couldn't kill him.

[himalayanyeti]

Never say "can't", Johnny! I'm workin' on that. Been workin' on that. What's he look like? How'd you know it wasn't some random guy? Did he look real dweeby-like?

@bucky; text

[advanced]

[Again? Really? Bucky feels a mingling of relief and annoyance, John needs to stop dying.]

It's no colder than it has been, maybe it's the morgue telling you that you should stop ending up there.

perma audio

[jumpthegun]

[He can't stop shivering long enough to text.]

F-funny. C-c-can't get out until the morning. Where are you?

audio; private

[advanced]

[He switches to audio since John usually matches his text and doesn't, but he makes sure it's private, he still can't get away from the idea that there are people listening in and tracking him otherwise.]

In the tunnels, I lost Flynn before whatever the hell this was happened.

[A pause.]

What the hell was this?

@librarian; video, 420 afternoon

[cahooted]

[John, too? That's... a lot more difficult to tackle with annoyance like he does with Peter's Peterness.

Despite his recent camera shyness Flynn switches to video for once, his face pale and beaten and very disturbed.]

I'm not an anomaly! What... are you guys talking about, what happened out there?

Like, I admit, I look terrible but I really think that's taking it a bit far...?

cw: massive body horror; parasitism

[jumpthegun]

There was one who looked like you. [He's no longer in the morgue. John's still freezing, but there's that one small grace.] Had f-flowers sprouting everywhere. He... grew things on us. In us...

cw: massive body horror; parasitism

[cahooted]

I'm... I'm sorry. It really looked like me? ... Wait, in you? That's terrible! Are you... are you with someone, are you all right? Can you get help, can somebody go get you?

[There's a short pause.]

Actual, real flowers? Do you know what kind...?