[The video starts off focused on Fiona, who looks pretty pleased with herself, and who is also dutifully wearing the flower crown Angel gave her on top of her hat.]
Hey, Norfinbury. Today’s your lucky day. I’ve got some stuff I don’t need.
[The camera pans down to a few items all organized neatly on the floor - a red, standard issue Norfinbury coat, a toothbrush, and most interestingly perhaps, two boxes of condoms. She picks one of these up.]
Besides the obvious, I’m sure you can find a few uses for these. Waterproofing? A slimy purse? I’ll divide them up into lots if enough of you want them.
[She turns the camera around again, and gives the network an expectant smile.]
So, let’s hear what you’ve got. Make me some offers.
Hey, Norfinbury. Today’s your lucky day. I’ve got some stuff I don’t need.
[The camera pans down to a few items all organized neatly on the floor - a red, standard issue Norfinbury coat, a toothbrush, and most interestingly perhaps, two boxes of condoms. She picks one of these up.]
Besides the obvious, I’m sure you can find a few uses for these. Waterproofing? A slimy purse? I’ll divide them up into lots if enough of you want them.
[She turns the camera around again, and gives the network an expectant smile.]
So, let’s hear what you’ve got. Make me some offers.
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