[For the first time the Joker shows his face to the Network. His features are gaunt, slightly crazed, and oddly clown-like.

He smiles into the camera almost flirtatiously and waves with his fingertips.]

Hello, honeys, it's your pal Jack White here... Or the Joker. Jeepers me, I guess that little secret is out by now.

[He coughs into his fist.]

Anyhoo, let me get to the point.

By now everyone is probably deciding that the next logical step is to dig deep.

Before you all grab your shovels and ice picks I advise you to think.

[He taps the side of his head.]

Don't go doing anything crazy now! Hahah...

If you do, you might find the punchline to this whole cruel gag is not terribly funny.

[A thoughtful pause.]

Oh, and if anyone sees the United States tell him I think he has my stuff. I want my stuff back.

Characters: Clayton and Luna
Location: Downtown - anywhere in/between buildings 164, 150, 143, and 141
Date: Days 106 - 109
Summary: catch-all for two doctors fussing at each other as shit hits the fan in multiple ways
Warnings: general horror warnings for hackerquest/Winter events, injury (self-mutilation and robot flesh frostbite)

( on the road again )

Characters: Steve and Peggy
Location Building 33 (funeral home)
Date: Afternoon 103
Summary: Steve and Peggy check to see if Handsome Jack is in the funeral home morgue. He is there! So is Beckett. And the other Peggy. Fun times for all.
Warnings: Uncomfortable emotions?

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