DJ Star-Lord here! Guess who's got his Zune charged? THAT'S RIGHT! Shoutout to Angel for being AWESOME. And in celebration, it's about time for what I think this place is needs real bad...

A dance off!

Well, a sing-and-dance-off. I've been wanting to do a Michael Jackson night, so guess what? We're totally doing a Michael Jackson night.

The prizes for the best song-and-dance combination are as follows:

1st Place--one exclusive song sent privately to you.
2nd Place--props and kudos and the knowledge you were better than everyone else but one person.
3rd Place--two thumbs up and the knowledge you were better than everyone else but two people.

Who's the judge? Me, of course. And I'm going to be in this competition too. Lucky the judge is all fair and impartial and stuff, right?

In case you don't know how this works, I'm gonna play the songs, you save them as separate files, and then give us a video of your best 'attempt' at singing and dancing.

You won't be ready for this. I give you, the one, the only...King of Pop--

[He plays the following songs:
Billie Jean
Rock With You
Smooth Criminal
Don't Stop Til You Get Enough
Thriller
Bad
I Want You Back (Jackson Five)]