Who's in the mood for another session of Weird Shit I Saw Underground?? If you said no, w-well. Too bad.

[ Rhys is decked out in his yellow ducky bathrobe. One sleeve is pitifully empty, drooping off what remains of his shoulder. At least it looks relatively comfy? ]

Though, okay, I guess I didn't technically see the shit myself. Jack did. [ There is a pause as his jaw clenches for just a moment; he's clearly far from being on remotely good terms with the hologram, but information is information. ] He was looking through one of the maze walls, and it wasn't a maze. Er. [ That's not exactly clear. His big ol' brows furrow. ] He said he saw an abandoned, messed-up room. It was metallic, ripped apart, and leaking water everywhere. Aaaaand on top of that, everyone was moving, like, really really fast? It was -- his phrasing, not mine -- "some kind of whacked out illusion. Iunno. Only lasted, like, a second though."

Sooooo. Discuss??

A-also, second bit of business. Second... kind of super important bit of business I really really should've gotten out before. Can you blame me, though?? Stuff was kind of nuts, a--

[ DEEP BREATH. The rambling is getting out of control. ]

--aaaaanyway. Dr. Stitches. Stein. Eighty foot tall psycho guy? Yeah.

He likes performing lobotomies on people. When they don't actually want one.



Yeah.

Um. Hi everybody, it's me.

I was wondering... has anybody seen anything like that thing that was down there before? [a beat] Anybody else?

'cause I have.

[They pause briefly, take a deep breath, and dive in. For those who have been here long enough might recognize Frisk's Ambassador voice.]

( cut for massive Undertale spoilers )

I know it's scary but I think we should. It's important. We can help it then, and stop anybody else from getting hurt.

[That... just about wraps it up. They think.]

Mom and I are gonna put it in the anomaly guide. And... maybe we should think of something else to call it, besides just an anomaly? [Their face suddenly pulls into a disapproving scowl.] If you're gonna call it something mean though, don't.

And please keep telling me or Mom if you learn anything about that anomalies, or the ones we find.

[Fiona looks super happy right now! Or, more accurately, exhausted and irritated. She adjusts her hat absently.]

Alright, I'm opening the floor here. Time to share your oh so important opinions, Norfinbury. What do you think of the Admin? Poor, persecuted baby who never did anything wrong and needs us to ride valiantly to her rescue, or evil mastermind who's manipulating all of us? Do you trust her or not? Does anyone else think this whole "find the center" thing sounds like it might be a big old trap?

[After a pause, she quirks an eyebrow, then adds, almost as an afterthought:]

And by the way, fuck you, Robert Miller.