Guys. Guys. Norfinbruhs. The fuck?

[ Oh hey, the kid Handsome Jack strangled is alive again! Not that she sounds especially thrilled. The pervading vibe here is definitely judgey as shit. ]

Look at you. Everybody fussing and meddling and flipping the fuck out. Like wigglers! Gross fleshy human chestbursting wigglers. Did you collectively miss that whole thing where I explicitly and truthfully stated that I was hells of cool with the whole getting-killed business? Like, I wasn't too subtle about that, right? Did I fucking stutter?

You guys can soil your gross human underthings all you want about how 'ooh, Jack might handsomely murder other people, boohoo I'm a scared little fleshbaby,' but that ain't even up to him. It is up to the Winter chick! The power is all in her hands here. Maybe you guys should be mobilising against the raging fuck contagion who refuses to tell us how she can be dead and talking? Ugh. And this is all assuming that he really would kill unwilling people! You don't know for sure that he would. No crime has been committed! I think. Earth laws might be incredibly fucked up? Who knows.

Whatever. So you guys can lay the fuck off now! Handsome Jack did nothing wrong.

[The post starts off as audio, Kunsel kicking things off:]

Got something interesting here. I think we've found Jia Xú's house. Here, let me show you the evidence.

[He switches over to a video clip.]

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