Well fuck!

[This is not the sound of someone who has just been successful at opening a mysterious safe in the post office.]

Alright, laugh it up, the bloody code won't work!

[He swings the tablet around from where it had been awkwardly facing the keypad to get a good view of his disgruntled expression.]

Here. [He lifts the paper up to the camera, displaying "SAFE: xiai xiai kic xoeqzw tmmjtd-wwvjr" clearly for all to see.] I'm shit where it comes to that whole...detective...deciphering thing. It needs to be something with numbers. The damn thing won't take letters. Couldn't even do anything! Anyone else got any brilliant ideas?

Characters: Stephanie Brown, Alphonse Elric, Edward Elric, Greed
Location: Building 58
Date: Evening 75
Summary: Sad sack Steph is rescued by altruistic Al
Warnings: Depression symptoms

( But it flew away from her reach and the bullets catch in her teeth )

Characters: Angel and Rhys, featuring AI!Jack and Dumpy
Location: E9; Building 47
Date: Noonish, day 76
Summary: Team Bandit's tide of bad decisions washes against the shore of unfortunate consequences once again. METAPHORS!
Warnings: None, I think. Possible squick wrt putting things in headports?

( can I make an input/output request? )

Characters: Quark, Clayton, Enoch, Shiro, Tyki, Steve--possibly Rydia or Beckett, anyone else in the area!
Location E6 - Buildings 34/35
Date: 76, 77, Evening/Night and onward through days 78 and 79
Summary: Quark reaches the clinic intending to complete the mission House set him on: steal back the Vicodin Clayton has.
Warnings: Very many Team Dadisms, will update if necessary.

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