[It's well after lockdown on the night of 359 when this message pops up on the network. Kunsel's voice is as much frustrated as it is disturbed.]

Would it really be too much to ask to see the thing that kills you? I'm assuming I died, considering where I just woke up, but who knows? Maybe my bad luck with women is extending to men now and Zack decided he won't sleep with me anymore.

[...okay, wow, he did not intend to phrase it like that, even if he cracked that joke in his head. He's clearly pretty rattled right now. Then again, who can blame him after waking up in a body bag?]

Seriously, what the hell happened?