[Peter positions the camera so that he's pretty close to the screen, where the 2-centimeter-wide red lines have crawled across more than half of his face, in a geometric, lightning-like pattern. He certainly doesn't sound as upbeat as he usually does, even though it's obvious he's trying a little too much, to sound brighter. Fake it until you make it, right?]

DJ Star-Lord here! I've got a public service announcement, before I get to the music. I know, I know, you can't wait, but this is important or something.

So, pit-friends, I'm guessing I'm not the only one with this. [He points to his face.] Has anybody noticed theirs getting worse? Anybody have any weird feelings, lack of feelings, urges to kill, y'know, the usual?

[A pause. He sounds slightly more serious.]

I just...uh. This thing is probably gonna get worse before it gets better. So, y'know. If it does, go bad, if we...uh. I do anything horrible.

I'm sorry in advance, okay?

[Okay, time for music before he says anything too sentimental. He quickly shuts off his video and plays the following recorded songs:

Never Surrender, by Corey Hart
Against All Odds, by Phil Collins
The Living Years, by Mike + The Mechanics]