[Yeeeeahh...he doesn't really want to show his face in front of everybody right now. Even if he doesn't have quite the yeti-beard yet.

Maybe it's on its way there, but regardless...]

Hey, look, I just wanted to...uh, say sorry for...pretty much everything I've ever done ever, and everything I'm probably going to do in the future.

And considering how awful things are right now, in times like these, a little music's always helped.

So...

DJ Star-Lord here again.

We're having the first-ever karaoke night, brought to you fresh from Norfinbury, Alaska!

Here's how it's gonna work.

I'm gonna play some--free, yes actually free songs, and you guys can record them on your tablets, and play your performance back to us. Or choose any song you already have, whatever. Free for all, no order, belt those suckers out and give it your best shot.

Bonus points for dancing.

[He doesn't sound as upbeat as he once did when he first started playing music and called himself DJ Star-Lord. In fact, it sounds like he's trying very hard to pretend he's in a better mood, but hey. Music. Singing. Dancing.

Even if he couldn't dance right now.

He plays the following songs:

Superstition, by Stevie Wonder
Love Will Keep Us Together, by Captain and Tennille
Time in a Bottle, by Jim Croce
Shining Star, by Earth, Wind, and Fire
Fame, by David Bowie
Tragedy, by the Bee Gees
Rock with You, by Michael Jackson
Don't you forget about me, by Simple Minds
Alone, by Heart]