ALRIGHT THE DOORS ARE LOCKED AND I HAVE NOTHING ELSE ON MY NUTRITION PLATEAU AT THE MOMENT, SO IN THE INTERESTS OF EDUCATING THE UNWASHED MASSES OF NORFINBURY (WHICH BY THE WAY FUCK THIS PLACE FOR NOT HAVING MORE FUNCTIONAL ABLUTION BLOCKS) I'M TAKING TIME OUT OF MY BUSY SCHEDULE OF DOING ABSOLUTELY JACK ALL TO TELL YOU ABOUT ~~**~~**TROLL ROMANCE**~~**~~.
PLEASE HOLD YOUR QUESTIONS UNTIL THE END BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING I'VE LEARNED ABOUT YOU PEOPLE IT'S THAT YOU CAN'T CONTAIN YOUR QUAINT BEFUDDLEMENT OVER THIS TOPIC FOR MORE THAN A FUCKING SECOND BECAUSE IT'S JUST SO EARTH-SHATTERING FOR YOU ALL. "AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SYSTEM OF ROMANCE?" YOU ASK, CLUTCHING YOUR MEATY PRONGS TO WHATEVER HIDEOUS AND DUBIOUSLY FUNCTIONAL GARMENT YOU'VE DRAPED ACROSS YOUR STINKING TORSO. "I CAN HARDLY CONCEIVE OF SUCH THINGS BETWEEN WHATEVER RIGOROUS MENTAL GYMNASTICS I PERFORM WHILST TYING MY SHOELACES AND PROBABLY DRIBBLING." BELIEVE ME IT'S TRUE.
( cut to spare your sanity, AKA look away look away, this post will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day )
I THINK THAT COVERS IT. ANY QUESTIONS?
[And yes, yes he did copy and paste some of this from hisdissertation conversation on the topic with a select few individuals unfortunate enough to be in the know, but whatever. It's a lot to go over.]
PLEASE HOLD YOUR QUESTIONS UNTIL THE END BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING I'VE LEARNED ABOUT YOU PEOPLE IT'S THAT YOU CAN'T CONTAIN YOUR QUAINT BEFUDDLEMENT OVER THIS TOPIC FOR MORE THAN A FUCKING SECOND BECAUSE IT'S JUST SO EARTH-SHATTERING FOR YOU ALL. "AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SYSTEM OF ROMANCE?" YOU ASK, CLUTCHING YOUR MEATY PRONGS TO WHATEVER HIDEOUS AND DUBIOUSLY FUNCTIONAL GARMENT YOU'VE DRAPED ACROSS YOUR STINKING TORSO. "I CAN HARDLY CONCEIVE OF SUCH THINGS BETWEEN WHATEVER RIGOROUS MENTAL GYMNASTICS I PERFORM WHILST TYING MY SHOELACES AND PROBABLY DRIBBLING." BELIEVE ME IT'S TRUE.
( cut to spare your sanity, AKA look away look away, this post will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day )
I THINK THAT COVERS IT. ANY QUESTIONS?
[And yes, yes he did copy and paste some of this from his
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