Gregory House, MD
[When the message comes through, it will have a screenshot of one Rhys NoLastName’s medical record. Said medical record goes through his implants, the state of his MN poisoning, his basic stats. Oh, yeah, and it includes a note that he has an AI in his head of Handsome Jack, Norfinbury’s number one murderer.]

Hello, Snowhellions, Dr. House here. Seeing as we've finished the hunt for Red Jacktober, thought it might be relevant to mention Rhysie’s kind of still in danger because he’s apparently got Jack literally on the brain. And he can take over Robocop’s body at will.

Exhibit A.

[And everyone will get the full record of House and Rhys/Jack’s conversation about this. Just to provide the context. He doesn’t look great here, but Rhys/Jack looks worse, so it’s fine.]

Someone might want to stop Angel- CHRIST!

[There’s a hard thunk as the tablet is dropped and then there are muffled sounds of a struggle. Beckett’s name comes through at some point and Quark might be shouting.]
 
 
Clayton Epps
[Shortly after the second bout of static leaves everyone's tablets and all messages return to normal, a post appears on the network from someone familiar but nevertheless very lost: ]

Please humor me for a minute here. Is everyone okay?
 
 
Steve Rogers
[Steve clears his throat.]

Good morning, Norfinbury. I'm pleased to report that "Handsome" Jack has been taken into custody. ...One less thing to worry about.

[The quotes around "Handsome" are super audible. ...And yep, that's it. Shortest PSA ever.]
 
 
藤本獅郎 :: Shiro Fujimoto
01 March 2016 @ 08:36 pm
Characters: Everyone who is in house 99 on day 92
Location house 99
Date: Day 92 (during the day)
Summary: They caught Jack! Now they have to decide what to do with him.
Warnings: none yet

Read more... )