Kunsel
[When the video comes on, it isn't focused on a face, but rather on the floor. There's a chunk of concrete rubble, likely picked up from outside, along with a can of creamed corn, a tin of cat food, and a butter knife.]

I'm willing to bet most of you are like me, and that you didn't come here with a can opener. [He says that just a little bit wryly.] I'm also willing to bet I'm not the only person who's found canned food, or will find it in the future. So, how do you open one of these without a can opener? You could use a rock to bust it open, but that could make a mess and waste food. Instead...

[The camera moves as he sets his tablet aside, keeping it positioned so it can see the items on the floor as well as his gloved hands. He picks up the can of corn and the butter knife. Pretend the link shows a butter knife. It works with a butter knife, too.]

If you have a knife or a spoon, or something with a hard, thin edge, you can use this method. Put the tip of the knife at the inner rim of the can like this, then start rubbing while pressing down hard. The lid's pretty thin, so it shouldn't take you long to punch a hole-

[Right on cue, his knife goes through the lid.]

And then you just work your way around, like so. Alternately, you could punch through the lid with the tip of your knife and pry it open from there, but that's assuming you have a knife.

For those of you who don't have anything at all that you can use, you can still open a can of food with that rock. Instead of bashing it in, though... [He sets aside the creamed corn and picks up the tin of cat food. Turning it upside down, he places it on top of the piece of concrete.] Turn the can upside down and place it on your rock, then start rubbing it back and forth, hard and fast. Like I said, the lid's pretty thin, so once you wear down the rim, you should be able to pop it right off.

[He flips the can back over, showing the camera the worn down rim, then squeezes the can to pop the lid off. At that moment, a brown, black, and white cat pushes eagerly in front of the camera, eyes intent on the can. Kunsel laughs and sets the cat food down in front of it, giving Mochi an affectionate rub between the ears before straightening up. And yes, he managed all that without showing his face once.

That done, he reaches out to turn the video off.]


[Action]
[Closed to people in building 77.]

[Once the video is off, Kunsel calls out to his group.]

Hey, guys! I'm sharing my corn! Anyone else want some?