[It's mid-afternoon when it happens. Lancer's voice, dripping with enough sass and sarcasm that it could drown the town, reads:]

"You and your guy BFF talk all the time and you're the first person he turns to when he's got news. But how do you know if your buddy is a platonic pal or a budding boyfriend? Take this quiz to find out if he likes you!"

[And then there's a slightly resigned noise.] This convenience store is less useful than I thought. But, if any of you are having relationship trouble I found something for you.