Event: Consolidation Theory, Part One and Two

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Characters: red-marked characters
Location: ???
Date: Morning & Day 353
Summary: You wake up in a cell.
Warnings: general horror warnings; please note in subject lines for anything specific that comes up

Consolidation Theory OOC Post
Part Two OOC Post

Comments

[phaseshifter]

Oh, that's bee ess. You have to narrow it down a little. Is it an actual thing, or an abstract concept? Like "hope?"

[ MORE JOKES! ]

[devoutish]

Abstract concept. Not hope.

[phaseshifter]

Shoot. Um... security? Contentment?

[devoutish]

An abstract concept that's not a feeling. An action.

[phaseshifter]

...escape?

[ wow this is depressing, ]

[devoutish]

No-- but I wouldn't turn down any of these ideas, you understand.

[phaseshifter]

I think I give up, dude. What is it?

[devoutish]

It involves water.

[phaseshifter]

Um. Running? Though I guess that falls under escape, doesn't it.

[devoutish]

It involves water in a more literal sort of way.

[phaseshifter]

[ And Angel is suddenly struck with a memory of Nathan back in the pit, which naturally means that she blurts out: ]

Don't pee on the barrier.

[ PEE ISN'T EVEN WATER, ANGEL!!!!!! ]

[devoutish]

Yes, that's what I was thinking of; pissing.

[Heavy sarcasm here. NO, ANGEL.]

[phaseshifter]

I really, definitely give up this time before I embarrass myself even further.

[ THE SHAME..... ]

[devoutish]

A hot bath, Angel.

[Don't they all want that?]

[phaseshifter]

Oh. Frick.

If you're desperate, you could try blowing warm air on the toilet water?

[ ANGEL!! ]

[devoutish]

[There's another huffy half-laugh from him.]

You're a savage.

[phaseshifter]

Ye-e-es, but when you say it it's pretty much a compliment.

[ savages are badass!!! ]

[devoutish]

Deranged, then.

[Ha.]

[phaseshifter]

That's just mean! Remind me to give you a very stern glare when I can actually see you again. Maybe even a sulky pout, too.

[devoutish]

I'm immune to those; you know this.

[phaseshifter]

...What if I also wag my finger and make disappointed sounds?

[devoutish]

My natural inclination for contrariness would kick in.

[phaseshifter]

Darn it. Who'd have thought that my extensive life experience would leave me clueless on how to appropriately scold beardy old gangsters?

[ can you hear the sticky-out-tongue, alfers. CAN YOU ]

[devoutish]

I'm shameless, as well; that does make a difference.

[phaseshifter]

Some people would take that as a challenge!

Luckily for everyone, I'm too smart to take it.