Event: Consolidation Theory, Part One and Two

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Characters: red-marked characters
Location: ???
Date: Morning & Day 353
Summary: You wake up in a cell.
Warnings: general horror warnings; please note in subject lines for anything specific that comes up

Consolidation Theory OOC Post
Part Two OOC Post

Comments

[devoutish]

Do you suggest I let 'em up on the furniture, too?

[phaseshifter]

YOU DON'T ALREADY DO THAT??

[devoutish]

For the same reason I don't lie in their doggy beds, yeah.

[phaseshifter]

If you wouldn't lie in your dog's bed, then you need to buy a more comfortable one for them. I'm fairly sure that's a rule of some kind.

[devoutish]

Their beds smell like dogs.

[phaseshifter]

Oh. Well, that doesn't mean you can't cuddle them! If they make you smell of dog, then you can just. Take a bath.

[ tfw you're kidnapped and full of drugs and engaging in THE DOGSCOURSE ]

[devoutish]

For how much I think you must cuddle dogs, you'd need five baths per day.

[phaseshifter]

I've never even touched a dog. Sealed underground bunkers aren't exactly puppy-friendly environments.

[devoutish]

How much you must want to cuddle dogs, then.

Did you not meet Clint's dog, when he was here? Or the talking one?

[phaseshifter]

Nuh-uh. I did talk to the talking one, though! That was pretty great.

[ Hello drugs she would like to order one round of hallucinatory doggos now please? Thanks for your time ]

[devoutish]

Well, if either of mine ever find their way here - you'll be the first to know about it.

[Except he hopes that never happens. Let his dogs stay safe at home, please.]

[phaseshifter]

Cool. And you wouldn't have to worry about sharing a bed with them! I'd donate all our blankets and pillows to them no matter how much Rhys would cry about it.

[ angel he's in the cell next door you fuck ]

[devoutish]

In Norfinbury? No, in Norfinbury the'd sleep with us. Special circumstances and all.

[Dogs are great for warmth.]