[network] @jwatson; Paranoia Strikes Deep [Night 246]

[jumpthegun]

Right. I just want to be clear given that obituary. I don't know you people. I've never met any of you. Yes, I've seen some of the logs and I've read through your guides, so don't bother telling me to do that. I don't know what the hell you're playing at or how you managed to get audio and video footage of me like that, but I'm not indulging you.

My name is Dr. John Watson. If you require medical advice, I can provide it. Otherwise, I'm a bit busy. Thank you.

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[24karat]

yeah
i'm pretty damn good
[ Of course, this entirely depends on who you ask, but hey, he believes it. ]

that implies i'm better than throwing snowballs at people and let me tell you, i am not. [ Even he can't argue with that one. ] whatever, though. don't even know where you are, so you're safe from your fate. for now.
and sure, disconnecting's always been on the table. but that just makes for a pretty shitty way to pass the time, y'know? if you don't bother with literally anybody here, you're gonna wind up talking to an actual wall instead. i've heard they're awful for conversation, although i'm sure there's a few people that are worse.

[jumpthegun]

Maybe forever. Unless you've seen my face around.

And I wouldn't knock walls. I hear most are pretty upstanding.