[network] @jwatson; Paranoia Strikes Deep [Night 246]

[jumpthegun]

Right. I just want to be clear given that obituary. I don't know you people. I've never met any of you. Yes, I've seen some of the logs and I've read through your guides, so don't bother telling me to do that. I don't know what the hell you're playing at or how you managed to get audio and video footage of me like that, but I'm not indulging you.

My name is Dr. John Watson. If you require medical advice, I can provide it. Otherwise, I'm a bit busy. Thank you.

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@featherydouche; text

[mrcreamsicles]

[On the one hand, at least Watson's alive again. On the other.]

its called memory loss dunkass

@Mnemosyne; voice

[bookofnope]

Well, someone's going to be embarrassed in a few days' time.

[jumpthegun]

I'll definitely take the word of someone with that username.

[jumpthegun]

Suppose we'll see. Did you need something, or were you just looking to make a snide remark or two?

[bookofnope]

Consider it a word of advice, though I am always up for a snide remark.

video;

[mrcreamsicles]

[Davesprite swaps to video and fluffs his feathers up.]

You were saying? I've got your signature on paper here, too, Watson.

[jumpthegun]

[John just doesn't respond. He's not here to be made fun of, and he has enough problems to be getting on with.]

@duster, audio

[bywolves]

[ Soft, low, and a bit distant, like Royce is talking to his tablet from a couple of feet away: ] You managed indulging.

[ You're kind of indulging them a little bit, Watson, by making a post. He can't get that across very clearly considering his own death loss, but hey. ]

[jumpthegun]

[What the actual hell? There's a significant delay in his response, but if they can somehow manipulate footage and audio for him, there's no telling what sort of special effects whomever is doing this is capable of.]

Nice costume. And good for you.

[jumpthegun]

[That just irritates John because the man is right. Fine.]

Do you require medical advice?

@ASolomons; audio

[devoutish]

Yeah. I'd like to be on record here, calling him an idiot.

[mrcreamsicles]

[Of course. Davesprite doesn't sigh or even frown, just lifts an eyebrow.]

Okay, I already went through this with Sherlock so I'm not even going to dignify this with the whole I'm-a-real-bird rigmarole. Just do yourself a favor and ask him if he revives.

audio

[bookofnope]

I'm almost interested in testing how deep the amnesia goes. Try to trigger some visceral emotion in him, would you? With a smell, if you have any idea how?

[bywolves]

You require advice. [ Okay, maybe he sounds a little amused. ] I can not provide it. Can not be clear. [ A beat. ] You're not playing.

[ John, this death loss sucks. He'll trade you. ]

@Ecks | text

[ecks]

okay, mate
try not to die
I have told you this before but maybe this time you will listen if you do not remember the reasons you do things that make you die

audio

[devoutish]

I'm not traveling with him, mate. I've got no idea where he is.

[jumpthegun]

[What... even is this?]

Are you drunk?

[jumpthegun]

[How about no? Royce has also reminded him that he said he wouldn't indulge.]

Do you require medical advice?

@magenta2; text

[himalayanyeti]

hm

hey doc

out of pure curiosity do you have any notisable wounds. maybe on your torso. like from a knife. also hi im magenta im your best friend and you love me

[jumpthegun]

[That gets a raised brow.]

I have scars on my chest from knives, yes. Is there a particular one you're interested in?

[mrcreamsicles]

[Yep, figures. At least he's not as insulting. He returns to text again.]

nope
note to your future self that i dont need a refill either

cw: suicidal ideation

[jumpthegun]

[Well, this is condescending.]

I'm not planning on dying.

[Maybe he'd been thinking about it before, but current circumstances have put that on he back burner.]

But thanks much for the advice.

[bywolves]

[ And there's a laugh. It's bitter. ]

Obituary. [ That's all he can manage. ] Me.

[himalayanyeti]

ohhh like maybeeee a fresh one middle of your ribcage. somewhere around there i reckon

you see recently someone

Fuck It youre gonna remember in a few days anyways. i stabbed you recently but DONT FREAK OUT its ALL FINE. were still best friends

[jumpthegun]

[That... means nothing to him, and it's intensely frustrating.]

A refill on what?