[network] @jwatson; Paranoia Strikes Deep [Night 246]

[jumpthegun]

Right. I just want to be clear given that obituary. I don't know you people. I've never met any of you. Yes, I've seen some of the logs and I've read through your guides, so don't bother telling me to do that. I don't know what the hell you're playing at or how you managed to get audio and video footage of me like that, but I'm not indulging you.

My name is Dr. John Watson. If you require medical advice, I can provide it. Otherwise, I'm a bit busy. Thank you.

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[himalayanyeti]

alright question 2

do you have a boyfriend

[jumpthegun]

[What even is that question?]

No. I'm not gay. Has someone been saying they're my boyfriend?



Wait.

Why would I have a boyfriend AND a wife?

[himalayanyeti]

i dont know. thats your busines

you were traveling with a guy your age. yall seemed familiar with each other. he has a stupid name . holmes. david holmes

[jumpthegun]

[David? Maybe some relation to the other Holmes on the obituary?]

I haven't been traveling with anyone, and unless you saw me making out with him, I'd hazard a guess people the same age and gender travel together here all the time without it being romantic.

[Has this guy never had mates before or what? Not that John particularly believes him, but this is by far one of the most ridiculous lies he's heard so far.]

[himalayanyeti]

im just joking with you relax. im surprised a tightass like you could be kissing anybody

and you were traveling with a few folks before you died. holmes and mary (marys your wife. kind of annoying. doesnt like me very much)

[jumpthegun]

You think I'm a tightarse, I should introduce you to my Major.

Like I said, though, I don't know who those people are. And I definitely haven't been traveling with anyone. I only just moved back to London.

[himalayanyeti]

so youre military ...that makes sense ish

trust me youve been here a long ass time. youll remember soon i hope

[jumpthegun]

Captain John Watson. Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers.

[He'll just leave out his discharge.]

I don't think I'll be trusting any of you, but ta. I suppose we'll see about my memories.

[His nonexistent memories, thanks.]

[himalayanyeti]

magenta magenta. private consultant for the federal government

[While his spelling is usually far from perfect, he sure as hell knows how to spell what gets him paid.]

and thats fair honestly! theres a lot of nasty folks around here that dont especially care who you are or what you remember anyways. keep an eye out

[jumpthegun]

[Considering he's gotten threats from one 'government official,' John's suspicious.]

May I ask what you were consulting on, Mr. Magenta?

[Obviously an alias.]

[himalayanyeti]

fixing situations before they break bad if you wanna put it all nice like that. im very good at my job

[jumpthegun]

You're a hitman.

[To put it less nice like that.]

I've certainly been making some interesting friends here.

[himalayanyeti]

dont be such a hardass you love me <3

hey doc did you know you can do a heart by doing a < and 3? its really fucking cool. <3 <3 <3 im a genious

[jumpthegun]

Love is a very strong word for what I feel about you right now.

[Staying the hardass, although he's mildly amused by the hearts thing.]