[network] @jwatson; Paranoia Strikes Deep [Night 246]

[jumpthegun]

Right. I just want to be clear given that obituary. I don't know you people. I've never met any of you. Yes, I've seen some of the logs and I've read through your guides, so don't bother telling me to do that. I don't know what the hell you're playing at or how you managed to get audio and video footage of me like that, but I'm not indulging you.

My name is Dr. John Watson. If you require medical advice, I can provide it. Otherwise, I'm a bit busy. Thank you.

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[ecks]

you are welcome
but also you were not planning on dying before and you did anyway
AGAIN

[jumpthegun]

Yeah, I'm not really sure I believe that, but all right. Who are you, by the way?

[ecks]

I am Ecks
that is why my network name is @Ecks

[jumpthegun]

That's very direct. I'd ask if you considered anything else, but my sn appears to be JWatson. Do you have a last name, Ecks?

[ecks]

I considered other names but Ecks is what I wanted to be called
I do not have a last name, Doctor Watson

[jumpthegun]

Okay. Well, I'll avoid dying for the foreseeable future, Ecks. Does that work for you?

[ecks]

it only works if you do it instead of only saying you will do it

[jumpthegun]

I can't really predict the future. You realize that, right? All I can do is plan.

[ecks]

you do not plan very well

[jumpthegun]

I'm hanging up now.

[ecks]

your mom is hanging up now, mate

[jumpthegun]

[You have been disconnected, Ecks.]