[network] @magenta2; audio; day 225 [open]

[himalayanyeti]

Hey, it's me. Magenta. You may know me as the man who is absolutely not a vampire, thank you very much--which, by the way? All of you are assholes. Especially you, House. Fuck you, House, and fuck the horse you rode in on, too.

--But, um, anyways.

Not to sound alarmin', but I was curious as to the general weapons situation around here. I haven't been able to find anythin' good, at least, but I've heard people talk about knives and hammers and other shit like that. Eyes on the prize, though: anyone found any guns?

[Magenta pauses to apparently cough up his entire respiratory system, from the sounds of it.]

I don't care if they work or not...hell, I don't even care if they're in one piece. There's too few guns for this place and all its...bullshit to function. Bullets, even. Just some evidence that stuff was once here. I don't fuckin' think I'll get my Peacemaker back, but this has been botherin' ol' Magenta for awhile, and I reckon it's prob'ly botherin' someone else out there, too.

Comments

[rubikscomplex]

is fucking georgia different from regular georgia?
is that why you wanna bang my horse?

[himalayanyeti]

yeah fucking georgia is the same in evry way including location except it just has a "fucking" in the front you dense asshole

why are you so hung up on the horse

[rubikscomplex]

you're the one who brought it up, bro
do you have a fetish?

i'm just checking
considering my sn is hotstud
gotta know if i need to keep the faux neighing to a minimum around you
i know you're not a vampire
but a horse fetishist
the admin does some weird crap to our brains when she brings us back sometimes

there was one guy who started obsessing over sponges
how they looked
how they felt
how many he wanted

[himalayanyeti]

UGH stop making this weird. its aaaaaa fucking . um. whatever theyre called

term of speech. why do you alwyas think i actually wanna fuck you and/or your horse dont flatter yourself housey

[rubikscomplex]

dude
you're the one who's always fuck this and fuck that around me

you're looking for "figure of speech" by the way
better for the alliteration you're going for

[himalayanyeti]

hold onto your hat doc cause this may surprise you: i talk the same around everyone and the world doesnt turn around you

again

dont flatter yourself youre not as popular as you think

[rubikscomplex]

huh
and yet you started this conversation calling me out
when it was letterman who was the one who started the whole convince maggie he's a vampire
oh and other people joined in before i did

you wanna tell me i'm not special, babe?
then don't act like i am

[himalayanyeti]

i am fully pissed at zach and stephy and all of them too. i did say all of you. and once i decide to take revenge i always take revenge so watch out for that

that being said

only one person SWINDLED me in my moment of gullibility and high emotion

hmmmmmm

HMMmMmmmmMMm

who could THAT be

[rubikscomplex]

ooo~~~
i'm so afraid
i haven't even picked up the condoms, yet, moron
go back and get them if you're so worried about getting swindled
i've got more important things to do

[himalayanyeti]

im still coming for your veins. i dont care if im not a vampire it just seems like it would hurt alot and i think you and i both need you to hurt alot

and i swore on my life AND the bible

house

thats too much swearing to go back on

[rubikscomplex]

so what i'm hearing
is that you are looking to tap this?

[himalayanyeti]

if tap means eviserate then yeah

if tap means fuck (which it probably does since youre weird and creepy) then can you read at all or do i have to find you in prson and tell you no

[rubikscomplex]

look, bro
if you wanna kill someone
solomons is your guy
he's a bully
lookit what he's saying to you
i'm just some schmuck
go tap his ass, instead

[himalayanyeti]

believe me i will

but thats not gonna save your skin. i have two fists and a lot of bitternes house dont fucking try and change the subject from me killing you very painfuly. i can get both of you super easy

cw: reference to character death

[rubikscomplex]

i had my face almost chewed off once
there's literally
like zero you can do to top that
if you're looking to scare me with pain
and i've died something like six or seven times

[himalayanyeti]

my job that i get paid very handsomly to do is to make people hurt real bad. i dont care who you are or how many times youve gotten hurt i can probably do worse

not even probably

i can definitely do worse

[rubikscomplex]

nah

[He disconnects, although Magenta is free to call back.]

[himalayanyeti]

[And call back he does.]

do you not BELIEVE me

why not

[rubikscomplex]

because i have a secret weapon
and you'll be dead before you touch me

[You're really just asking for him to bullshit you now, Magenta.]

[himalayanyeti]

bullshit what is it. i know you dont have any powers cause nobody here does

are you a stand user

>private

[rubikscomplex]

[He switches to private for effect.]

who needs power when you gotta gun?
picked this little beauty up just a couple of days ago now
over at the police station
i call him magnum

private

[himalayanyeti]

youre lying or else you wouldve told me when you first replyed cause this is what i was asking in the first place

private

[rubikscomplex]

right
cause we're besties and i'm gonna tell you everything right off the bat

private

[himalayanyeti]

thats fair but heres my thinking: why the fuck are you telling me this

the way i see it you were either gonna tell me up front or not tell me at all so whatre you trying to pull

private

[rubikscomplex]

well, i didn't think you were actually going to try to murder me
it was a joke, dude
since apparently you're not joking
i'm letting you know i'll blow your brains out if you get near me
my buddies in the mafia taught me two things:
1. always drive a fast car
2. know how to aim when you got a piece in your hands
pays to treat the bad guys sometimes