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snowblindrpg2017-04-04 05:28 pm
himalayanyeti) wrote in snowblindrpg2017-04-04 05:28 pm
[network] @magenta2; audio; day 225 [open]
Hey, it's me. Magenta. You may know me as the man who is absolutely not a vampire, thank you very much--which, by the way? All of you are assholes. Especially you, House. Fuck you, House, and fuck the horse you rode in on, too.
--But, um, anyways.
Not to sound alarmin', but I was curious as to the general weapons situation around here. I haven't been able to find anythin' good, at least, but I've heard people talk about knives and hammers and other shit like that. Eyes on the prize, though: anyone found any guns?
[Magenta pauses to apparently cough up his entire respiratory system, from the sounds of it.]
I don't care if they work or not...hell, I don't even care if they're in one piece. There's too few guns for this place and all its...bullshit to function. Bullets, even. Just some evidence that stuff was once here. I don't fuckin' think I'll get my Peacemaker back, but this has been botherin' ol' Magenta for awhile, and I reckon it's prob'ly botherin' someone else out there, too.
--But, um, anyways.
Not to sound alarmin', but I was curious as to the general weapons situation around here. I haven't been able to find anythin' good, at least, but I've heard people talk about knives and hammers and other shit like that. Eyes on the prize, though: anyone found any guns?
[Magenta pauses to apparently cough up his entire respiratory system, from the sounds of it.]
I don't care if they work or not...hell, I don't even care if they're in one piece. There's too few guns for this place and all its...bullshit to function. Bullets, even. Just some evidence that stuff was once here. I don't fuckin' think I'll get my Peacemaker back, but this has been botherin' ol' Magenta for awhile, and I reckon it's prob'ly botherin' someone else out there, too.
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and yet you started this conversation calling me out
when it was letterman who was the one who started the whole convince maggie he's a vampire
oh and other people joined in before i did
you wanna tell me i'm not special, babe?
then don't act like i am
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that being said
only one person SWINDLED me in my moment of gullibility and high emotion
hmmmmmm
HMMmMmmmmMMm
who could THAT be
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i'm so afraid
i haven't even picked up the condoms, yet, moron
go back and get them if you're so worried about getting swindled
i've got more important things to do
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and i swore on my life AND the bible
house
thats too much swearing to go back on
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is that you are looking to tap this?
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if tap means fuck (which it probably does since youre weird and creepy) then can you read at all or do i have to find you in prson and tell you no
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if you wanna kill someone
solomons is your guy
he's a bully
lookit what he's saying to you
i'm just some schmuck
go tap his ass, instead
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but thats not gonna save your skin. i have two fists and a lot of bitternes house dont fucking try and change the subject from me killing you very painfuly. i can get both of you super easy
cw: reference to character death
there's literally
like zero you can do to top that
if you're looking to scare me with pain
and i've died something like six or seven times
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not even probably
i can definitely do worse
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[He disconnects, although Magenta is free to call back.]
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do you not BELIEVE me
why not
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and you'll be dead before you touch me
[You're really just asking for him to bullshit you now, Magenta.]
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are you a stand user
>private
who needs power when you gotta gun?
picked this little beauty up just a couple of days ago now
over at the police station
i call him magnum
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cause we're besties and i'm gonna tell you everything right off the bat
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the way i see it you were either gonna tell me up front or not tell me at all so whatre you trying to pull
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it was a joke, dude
since apparently you're not joking
i'm letting you know i'll blow your brains out if you get near me
my buddies in the mafia taught me two things:
1. always drive a fast car
2. know how to aim when you got a piece in your hands
pays to treat the bad guys sometimes
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even if you are telling me the truth
you probly dont even know what i look like. all i am is a bunchof written words
[That could be true, if network records weren't a thing and Magenta's voice and appearance weren't horribly distinctive.]
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you're right
i wouldn't know what you look like
or sound like
at all
guess you could sneak up on me anytime
i mean
if you knew what i looked like
you realize there are probably about a dozen guys with black hair, brown eyes, and a green hat, right?
crap!
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i have ways and methods darling
youre probably not alone are you? youre a mean old fart but youre probably not alone because nobody here is except me i guess. thats the way people make it seem
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knowing you won't believe that's what i look like
[Double-played, Magenta.]
or am i telling you that so you will believe me now
what level of bluff am i running, maggie?
you be the judge
i'm completely and utterly alone
except for the spiders
they're everywhere
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dont call me maggie
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you're coming to find me, maggie
that's totes the friendly thing to do, maggie
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