[network] @magenta2; audio; day 225 [open]

[himalayanyeti]

Hey, it's me. Magenta. You may know me as the man who is absolutely not a vampire, thank you very much--which, by the way? All of you are assholes. Especially you, House. Fuck you, House, and fuck the horse you rode in on, too.

--But, um, anyways.

Not to sound alarmin', but I was curious as to the general weapons situation around here. I haven't been able to find anythin' good, at least, but I've heard people talk about knives and hammers and other shit like that. Eyes on the prize, though: anyone found any guns?

[Magenta pauses to apparently cough up his entire respiratory system, from the sounds of it.]

I don't care if they work or not...hell, I don't even care if they're in one piece. There's too few guns for this place and all its...bullshit to function. Bullets, even. Just some evidence that stuff was once here. I don't fuckin' think I'll get my Peacemaker back, but this has been botherin' ol' Magenta for awhile, and I reckon it's prob'ly botherin' someone else out there, too.

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@ASolomons; audio

[devoutish]

Have you got any weapons on you now?

[please say no please say no]

[himalayanyeti]

Depends on who's askin'! Al--Al...um. Alfred, yeah?

[devoutish]

Yeah. I'm asking.

@duster, audio

[bywolves]

Vampire?

[ Okay, but he likes you already, Magenta, solely because fuck House. ] Haven't seen any guns. No. Explain to me what a vampire is.

[himalayanyeti]

In that case: nnnnope! No weapons here, big guy. Don't worry about it.

[himalayanyeti]

It's a shame about the guns, but, um...well. A vampire is, like, a big ol' dead fucker that eats your blood and doesn't keep a reflection. House and them had me all convinced I was one!

[bywolves]

[ what even, house ]

What did you do to make him try to spread that rumor?

[devoutish]

[Excellent.]

Yeah. Good man.

[himalayanyeti]

I don't know! It just seems like he doesn't like me, for some reason. Whatever. He's an asshole, anyways.

[himalayanyeti]

Really! Honestly! Don't worry about it! I could use a weapon, though. I think everyone could.

[devoutish]

Would a weapon help you set more dangerous monsters on the rest of us?

[himalayanyeti]

Jesus Christ, that was one time. Literally one! And it ended worse for me than anyone else, alright? I'm not lookin' for a repeat performance.

[devoutish]

Mm.

[So skeptical.]

Keep it that way.

[himalayanyeti]

[The whine in his voice is grating.]

I didn't mean it! Leave me alone!

[devoutish]

If you ever feel like you wanna do something like that again, just remember how bad this feels, being bullied by me.

[himalayanyeti]

I have a bad memory, but I'll really, really try. I didn't mean it! I didn't wanna hurt anyone! And even if I did wanna hurt someone, I shouldn't have done it anyways, but I did, so bullyin' me is pointless, anyways.

[devoutish]

I don't care if you didn't mean it. You were fucking told, and you will face the fucking consequences.

[himalayanyeti]

Is dyin' not a big enough consequence?

[devoutish]

No, it's not.

[himalayanyeti]

Yes, it is! I died! What else do you want from me, jackass?

[devoutish]

I told you, didn't I.

[himalayanyeti]

Jesus fuckin' Christ, you're impossible to deal with. I can see why even a crusty asshole like House wants you dead.

[devoutish]

Mm.

@carcinoGeneticist; text

[quadrangle]

JUST SO YOU KNOW, DENYING IT LIKE THAT ONLY MAKES YOU MORE SUSPICIOUS. I BET HALF THE PEOPLE HERE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

[himalayanyeti]

Don't "mm" me, you sonuvabitch.