snowblindrpg | [network] @magenta2; audio; day 225 [open]

Hey, it's me. Magenta. You may know me as the man who is absolutely not a vampire, thank you very much--which, by the way? All of you are assholes. Especially you, House. Fuck you, House, and fuck the horse you rode in on, too.

--But, um, anyways.

Not to sound alarmin', but I was curious as to the general weapons situation around here. I haven't been able to find anythin' good, at least, but I've heard people talk about knives and hammers and other shit like that. Eyes on the prize, though: anyone found any guns?

[Magenta pauses to apparently cough up his entire respiratory system, from the sounds of it.]

I don't care if they work or not...hell, I don't even care if they're in one piece. There's too few guns for this place and all its...bullshit to function. Bullets, even. Just some evidence that stuff was once here. I don't fuckin' think I'll get my Peacemaker back, but this has been botherin' ol' Magenta for awhile, and I reckon it's prob'ly botherin' someone else out there, too.

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bullshit what is it. i know you dont have any powers cause nobody here does

are you a stand user

[He switches to private for effect.]

who needs power when you gotta gun?
picked this little beauty up just a couple of days ago now
over at the police station
i call him magnum

youre lying or else you wouldve told me when you first replyed cause this is what i was asking in the first place

right
cause we're besties and i'm gonna tell you everything right off the bat

thats fair but heres my thinking: why the fuck are you telling me this

the way i see it you were either gonna tell me up front or not tell me at all so whatre you trying to pull

well, i didn't think you were actually going to try to murder me
it was a joke, dude
since apparently you're not joking
i'm letting you know i'll blow your brains out if you get near me
my buddies in the mafia taught me two things:
1. always drive a fast car
2. know how to aim when you got a piece in your hands
pays to treat the bad guys sometimes

do you think im scared of a gun cause i aint scared at all. specially if a lilylivered pussyfootin coward like you is behind the trigger i aint scared one bit

even if you are telling me the truth

you probly dont even know what i look like. all i am is a bunchof written words

[That could be true, if network records weren't a thing and Magenta's voice and appearance weren't horribly distinctive.]

gosh!
you're right
i wouldn't know what you look like
or sound like
at all
guess you could sneak up on me anytime
i mean
if you knew what i looked like
you realize there are probably about a dozen guys with black hair, brown eyes, and a green hat, right?

crap!

ha ha REAL funny youre a god damned comidian. youre not gonna tell me what you look like and im not as stupid as everyone thinks i am but i will find you still

i have ways and methods darling

youre probably not alone are you? youre a mean old fart but youre probably not alone because nobody here is except me i guess. thats the way people make it seem

or i told you what i actually look like
knowing you won't believe that's what i look like

[Double-played, Magenta.]

or am i telling you that so you will believe me now
what level of bluff am i running, maggie?
you be the judge

i'm completely and utterly alone
except for the spiders
they're everywhere

i dont care but ill find you anyways. i think youre not estimating me enough and i dont like it. also i dont believe that youre alone either but thats not gonna stop me

dont call me maggie

but i thought we were friends, maggie!
you're coming to find me, maggie
that's totes the friendly thing to do, maggie

i didnt say you could call me that so stop. i really dont apreciate it

wait

are you making fun of me

i would never make fun of you, maggie

you ARE making fun of me. dick. youre not allowed to call me that cause i never said you could

so stop that

seriously

can't stop
won't stop
maggie

bye now

[You're getting disconnected on, Magenta.]

[network] @magenta2; audio; day 225 [open]

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