[network] @dickcheese, Day 168, audio [open]

[headjacked]

[ It takes the video of the bomb hitting to really force Rhys to realize how up his own butt he's been. And it's only partially justified. Ish. Maybe.

An update, then, on how the Situation has been resolved is in order, now that he's been fed, watered, and had time to collect his thought. ]

Jack's gone.

...gone out of my head, anyway.

Just, u-uh. Thought everyone should know.

Comments

@hotstud_xxx; text

[rubikscomplex]

so does this mean angelcakes is going on a wild sex spree with you finally?

@guardian; text;

[phaseshifter]

Yes. We're doing it *right now.*

[rubikscomplex]

not very wild if he can still talk and you can still type

[phaseshifter]

Curses. You have seen through my cunning ruse. I am so disappointed that nobody will believe that I am boinking my freaking brother figure. How will I get over this disappointment. Etcetera. :||||||||||||

[rubikscomplex]

a question for the ages
are you at least planning to actually swear now?

[phaseshifter]

You're acting like I never swore before! I'm just not excessive about it.

[ angel you are not answering the question ]

[rubikscomplex]

i'm acting like you self-censored and corrected yourself because you thought daddy was listening
who are you in the dark, angelcakes?
when daddy's not listening

[phaseshifter]

It's not only because Jack might have been listening!! Old habits are hard to break >:\
I can tell you who I am, though

[rubikscomplex]

aw, see!
there you go!






what do you want for the glitter text app?

[phaseshifter]

[ Excuse her just one moment while she discusses this ]


 

[ "one moment" being like five seconds ]

Alcohol. The kind made for drinking, not for cleaning wounds or other medical purposes.

[maybe here maybe not]

[bookofnope]

[U GO GURL]

[rubikscomplex]

i'll keep an eye out
you talked to our new pirate, yet?
he was asking for rum, too
if you get a hankering for someone who isn't rhysie, he's cute
infected with syphilis
but just use a condom
it'll probably be okay as long as you don't let him kiss you

[phaseshifter]

 

 

Why do you even know that he has syphilis?? Why is that even a thing that

Never mind, I don't even want to know. You do you.

[rubikscomplex]

oh, pls
he's got the sores on his face
and he's a pirate from the 1700s
a first-year med student could diagnose that

[phaseshifter]

Shockingly, my education in diagnosing STDs pirates had 1100 years ago is a little lacking. So thanks for the tip! Whatever would I do without you looking out for my interests like this??

[headjacked]

It speaks to our stamina, actually, and says a lot about yours.

cw: nsfw; references to incest

[rubikscomplex]

[Oh, Rhys.]

well, hot damn, rhysie
way to grab a piece of the sisterly ass
i mean
i didn't realize you had an adopted incest kink
or is it the banging the bosses daughter kink?
both?

[headjacked]

[ Yep, that is revulsion.

Does not mean he can up the ante. As long as his stomach holds out.. ]

I have no limits.

[phaseshifter]

[ JUST SILENTLY MOUTHING "I HATE YOU" FROM THE CORNER OF THE ROOM ]

[rubikscomplex]

no?
killer!
i can recommend a few things, then...

[What follows are some rather graphic and detailed suggestions for sexual acts involving Rhys, Angel, and various items one might be able to find in Norfinbury. Please imagine them in all their horrifying glory.]

but that's just if you can't find some other use for the funnel

[headjacked]

Yep, yep! Will do! And I'll fill you in, because you obviously can't get any on your own, and need to resort to Incest Fantasies. Kinda pathetic, but who's judging??

[ NOT GONNA FLINCH, DR. SHIT ]

[rubikscomplex]

oh, i'm getting plenty
i had one of the elves offer me an orgy with his dick hanging out in my face
hot stuff
very bara
that francel kid only gave you losers the barest bones of the material there

[headjacked]

Was it Stibs? Bet you two would be a great couple.

[rubikscomplex]

well, it was amy handing out the invitation
i'm sure princess hair would've been part of it, though

[headjacked]

Princess ha-

[ Sounds like he was maybe going to snort, then cough, which is lovely, but he's drowned out by an unholy metallic shriek. Sounds like a certain someone (or something, depending on perspective) is RIGHT by the tablet, awwww. ]