[network] @dickcheese, Day 168, audio [open]

[headjacked]

[ It takes the video of the bomb hitting to really force Rhys to realize how up his own butt he's been. And it's only partially justified. Ish. Maybe.

An update, then, on how the Situation has been resolved is in order, now that he's been fed, watered, and had time to collect his thought. ]

Jack's gone.

...gone out of my head, anyway.

Just, u-uh. Thought everyone should know.

Comments

cw: nsfw; references to incest

[rubikscomplex]

[Oh, Rhys.]

well, hot damn, rhysie
way to grab a piece of the sisterly ass
i mean
i didn't realize you had an adopted incest kink
or is it the banging the bosses daughter kink?
both?

[headjacked]

[ Yep, that is revulsion.

Does not mean he can up the ante. As long as his stomach holds out.. ]

I have no limits.

[phaseshifter]

[ JUST SILENTLY MOUTHING "I HATE YOU" FROM THE CORNER OF THE ROOM ]

[rubikscomplex]

no?
killer!
i can recommend a few things, then...

[What follows are some rather graphic and detailed suggestions for sexual acts involving Rhys, Angel, and various items one might be able to find in Norfinbury. Please imagine them in all their horrifying glory.]

but that's just if you can't find some other use for the funnel

[headjacked]

Yep, yep! Will do! And I'll fill you in, because you obviously can't get any on your own, and need to resort to Incest Fantasies. Kinda pathetic, but who's judging??

[ NOT GONNA FLINCH, DR. SHIT ]

[rubikscomplex]

oh, i'm getting plenty
i had one of the elves offer me an orgy with his dick hanging out in my face
hot stuff
very bara
that francel kid only gave you losers the barest bones of the material there

[headjacked]

Was it Stibs? Bet you two would be a great couple.

[rubikscomplex]

well, it was amy handing out the invitation
i'm sure princess hair would've been part of it, though

[headjacked]

Princess ha-

[ Sounds like he was maybe going to snort, then cough, which is lovely, but he's drowned out by an unholy metallic shriek. Sounds like a certain someone (or something, depending on perspective) is RIGHT by the tablet, awwww. ]

[rubikscomplex]

[House grimaces. You win by being really freaking annoying, Dumpy.]

i'll let you take care of the screamer
maybe he wants some sweet, sweet lovin' from daddy
bye

[And he hangs up.]