[network] @dickcheese, Day 168, audio [open]

[headjacked]

[ It takes the video of the bomb hitting to really force Rhys to realize how up his own butt he's been. And it's only partially justified. Ish. Maybe.

An update, then, on how the Situation has been resolved is in order, now that he's been fed, watered, and had time to collect his thought. ]

Jack's gone.

...gone out of my head, anyway.

Just, u-uh. Thought everyone should know.

Comments

[phaseshifter]

It's not only because Jack might have been listening!! Old habits are hard to break >:\
I can tell you who I am, though

[rubikscomplex]

aw, see!
there you go!






what do you want for the glitter text app?

[phaseshifter]

[ Excuse her just one moment while she discusses this ]


 

[ "one moment" being like five seconds ]

Alcohol. The kind made for drinking, not for cleaning wounds or other medical purposes.

[maybe here maybe not]

[bookofnope]

[U GO GURL]

[rubikscomplex]

i'll keep an eye out
you talked to our new pirate, yet?
he was asking for rum, too
if you get a hankering for someone who isn't rhysie, he's cute
infected with syphilis
but just use a condom
it'll probably be okay as long as you don't let him kiss you

[phaseshifter]

 

 

Why do you even know that he has syphilis?? Why is that even a thing that

Never mind, I don't even want to know. You do you.

[rubikscomplex]

oh, pls
he's got the sores on his face
and he's a pirate from the 1700s
a first-year med student could diagnose that

[phaseshifter]

Shockingly, my education in diagnosing STDs pirates had 1100 years ago is a little lacking. So thanks for the tip! Whatever would I do without you looking out for my interests like this??

her face is entirely too cute, oh my god!

[rubikscomplex]

acquire syphilis, apparently
just remember when you really do dive into the sex pool: ccl

1. consent
2. condoms
3. lube

the most deadly weapon hyperion ever manufactured tbh

[phaseshifter]

Can you please go back to the more overt trolling because the things that could be construed as legitimate advice are genuinely freaking me out a little

[rubikscomplex]

it's more fun unsettling you, angelcakes
here's a deal
i'll stop playing cool uncle house if you give me the blingee app

[phaseshifter]

No deal, Uncie Greg. I have an alcohol-starved family to think of!! I can't afford to be selfish about this. I'm sure you understand. :P

[rubikscomplex]

oh, c'mon
what did they ever do for you?
treat yourself, babe
you deserve it