[network] @hotstud_xxx; Night 112 [text]

[rubikscomplex]

[He needs to do some damage control on his image, not to mention drag his own mind away from the fact that he's done very little in the past few days to stop people doing things that are going to get them killed. So, what better way than being a nuisance?]

good evening and welcome, ladies, gentlemen and goat-things
to snowhell's first edition of the most eligible bachelor
our contestant tonight?
you know him as that guy who rhymes with man-pain
kain!

ladies (or guys)
for tonight only
we're showing an exclusive pic
get a peek under the hood and decide if you want the junk in that trunk

call in now to ask questions about our bachelor
and bid on him
heard someone's got condoms
might wanna keep em handy

[And to go along with this nonsense, there's an attached PNG. kman.png]

Comments

[ecks]

I did not say that.

[rubikscomplex]

you didn't not say it

[ecks]

You cannot sell Kain. He does not want to be sold.

[rubikscomplex]

[Okay. Well, then. Jesus Christ.]

protip on deflection:
you need to start it earlier and be way more subtle
because you just made yourself suspicious as hell to every single person reading this, secksy

[ecks]

I don't want to talk about people being chopped up anymore. And that is not my name.

[rubikscomplex]

bad times?

[ecks]

It is generally bad when people get cut apart.
That is generally a thing that is not enjoyed by the person in question.

[rubikscomplex]

then why'd you do it?

[He's aware she may hang up very shortly, but until she does...]

[ecks]

I do not cut people up. I do not want to talk about cutting people up.

[rubikscomplex]

present tense
what about past?

[ecks]

The past tense is a grammatical tense with the principal function of placing an action or situation in a time that has gone by.

[rubikscomplex]

cute

did you do it?
not do you do it

[ecks]

Yes, Greg.

[rubikscomplex]

[She's being even cuter. Impressive.]

using that name sorta doesn't work, either, at this point
get to it faster
then maybe you'll piss me off enough to drop it

so the question comes back to:
why'd you do it?
answer careful-like
i hear the coppers are watching

[ecks]

Noted, Greg.
I will do that next time, Greg.

I did what I was told to do.
What is a copper, Greg?

[rubikscomplex]

the more you say it
the weaker the impact

[That's an absolute lie, but he's tolerating it because she's gullible.]

i'll tell you what a copper is if you tell me why they were having you do it

>private

[ecks]

I cannot tell you that.
How is it relevant
I do not do it anymore
None of this remains relevant to the current situation

>private

[rubikscomplex]

[Oh, look at that. Someone figured out filters.]

why can't you tell me?
they're not here
or are you a robot who can only follow commands from certain people?

>private

[ecks]

I am not a robot, Greg.
I cannot tell you things I do not know.

>private

[rubikscomplex]

what are you, secks?
what rules do you operate by for murder?

>private

[ecks]

I am a person. I operate by my rules now. I am writing a book of them.

>private

[rubikscomplex]

what were you before?
and i didn't ask whose rules you're operating by
i asked what
what are the rules?

>private

[ecks]

I was always a person.

-It is wrong to murder other people without good reason. ^or permission*
-Acceptable reasons for murder:
Defense of self (?)


*murder is typically an unacceptable act because most thinking creatures do not want to die. If a thinking creature chooses to die, murder is acceptable in that instance.

>private

[rubikscomplex]

you were something people considered less than a person before
or you wouldn't be harping on it
or freaking out as much as you did when everyone got shuffled

not a robot
you're a golem

[Maybe? Probably. They've touched on this before. But now there's a broader picture. A golem can be made of anything. She's made of different races.]

were you chopping up people to make more golems like you?
that's pretty gross, dude

also add
"defense of others" to that
and take away the question mark for "defense of self"
if someone tries to kill you
kill them first
or run

>private cw getting into more pinpointed talk of cutting people up

[ecks]

Chinese room
I am a person.
I am not in the Chinese room.
I cannot prove that I am not in Winter's Chinese room.
Other golems do not have minds.

Procurement was not my job.
I only took faces.
I do not know why.

I will add those things.

[It's all spilling out now. He knows. She has dreaded this and nothing good will come of anyone knowing, especially Doctor House Hotstud, but some part of her is almost relieved to be able to express some of her anxiety.]