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[network] @hotstud_xxx; Night 112 [text]

[He needs to do some damage control on his image, not to mention drag his own mind away from the fact that he's done very little in the past few days to stop people doing things that are going to get them killed. So, what better way than being a nuisance?]

good evening and welcome, ladies, gentlemen and goat-things
to snowhell's first edition of the most eligible bachelor
our contestant tonight?
you know him as that guy who rhymes with man-pain
kain!

ladies (or guys)
for tonight only
we're showing an exclusive pic
get a peek under the hood and decide if you want the junk in that trunk

call in now to ask questions about our bachelor
and bid on him
heard someone's got condoms
might wanna keep em handy

[And to go along with this nonsense, there's an attached PNG. kman.png]

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you were something people considered less than a person before
or you wouldn't be harping on it
or freaking out as much as you did when everyone got shuffled

not a robot
you're a golem

[Maybe? Probably. They've touched on this before. But now there's a broader picture. A golem can be made of anything. She's made of different races.]

were you chopping up people to make more golems like you?
that's pretty gross, dude

also add
"defense of others" to that
and take away the question mark for "defense of self"
if someone tries to kill you
kill them first
or run

Chinese room
I am a person.
I am not in the Chinese room.
I cannot prove that I am not in Winter's Chinese room.
Other golems do not have minds.

Procurement was not my job.
I only took faces.
I do not know why.

I will add those things.

[It's all spilling out now. He knows. She has dreaded this and nothing good will come of anyone knowing, especially Doctor House Hotstud, but some part of her is almost relieved to be able to express some of her anxiety.]

Edited 2016-05-06 04:20 (UTC)

[So, Luna's a robots. Ecks is a robot (for all intents and purposes). Is everyone here a freaking robot? It's still one of the possibilities playing in his mind. (Static blood. Why would a human have that? Something electronic might.) This is completely ridiculous and House hates it. At least it's one more mystery down.]

Were you always outside the room?

[He's just going to... stop asking about the specifics. Hacking off faces is enough.]

I was not alive and then I was alive
There was nothing before I was alive

[That's probably a good choice. She can't tell him the why, and further questions about her old job would likely get him a lot of the how.]

[He mulls that over for a moment.]

anything different about your construction?
about the process they used to animate you?

More parts. More kinds of parts.

interesting

what kinda brain did they stick inside you or is that a mash up, too?

[This is all actually horrifying, but he doesn't really know what to say apart from asking questions.]

[And right there he'll find the limit of her cooperation.]

idk spiders?

someone's learning to be a dick
you parroting that from winter or someone else, polly?

who is polly?

your mom

free life-lesson, the above is also a great way to tell someone to go screw themselves

I don't understand. I don't have a mother.

it's a comeback, kid
like "idk, spiders"
it's not literal
unless you're saying your brain is literally spiders
i mean
that'd be pretty wicked

your mom is spiders

[All right, that earns an honest snort of amusement. The real question is how many more comebacks he can get her to mash together.]

here's a small list to try out:

- your mom
- your face
- screw you
- take a hike, asshole
- bitch, pls
- suck it

test their efficacy on at least three other people and report

[A new report to write? Yess.]

Acknowledged.

[This should be entertaining. From the face-collecting flesh golem. Yeah, okay, less entertaining. House is going to try to not think about it.]

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