[network] @hotstud_xxx; Night 112 [text]

[rubikscomplex]

[He needs to do some damage control on his image, not to mention drag his own mind away from the fact that he's done very little in the past few days to stop people doing things that are going to get them killed. So, what better way than being a nuisance?]

good evening and welcome, ladies, gentlemen and goat-things
to snowhell's first edition of the most eligible bachelor
our contestant tonight?
you know him as that guy who rhymes with man-pain
kain!

ladies (or guys)
for tonight only
we're showing an exclusive pic
get a peek under the hood and decide if you want the junk in that trunk

call in now to ask questions about our bachelor
and bid on him
heard someone's got condoms
might wanna keep em handy

[And to go along with this nonsense, there's an attached PNG. kman.png]

Comments

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[ecks]

your mom is spiders

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[rubikscomplex]

[All right, that earns an honest snort of amusement. The real question is how many more comebacks he can get her to mash together.]

here's a small list to try out:

- your mom
- your face
- screw you
- take a hike, asshole
- bitch, pls
- suck it

test their efficacy on at least three other people and report

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[ecks]

[A new report to write? Yess.]

Acknowledged.

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[rubikscomplex]

[This should be entertaining. From the face-collecting flesh golem. Yeah, okay, less entertaining. House is going to try to not think about it.]