Event: Consolidation Theory, Part One and Two

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Characters: red-marked characters
Location: ???
Date: Morning & Day 353
Summary: You wake up in a cell.
Warnings: general horror warnings; please note in subject lines for anything specific that comes up

Consolidation Theory OOC Post
Part Two OOC Post

Comments

[0thingsonmymind]

*Hmmmmm.*

If I had sword would I be nin ja?

[phaseshifter]

Iunno. I think you also have to do lots of sneaking around places and jumping out and murdering people? I'm... not entirely clear on the job description.

[ She's pretty sure the haiku are optional, at least. Like 90% certain. ]

[0thingsonmymind]

*He does a lot of sneaking...but not murdering. Or, really, jumping out. Though he supposes if he just killed everyone who saw him that would still count as stealth.*

May be half nin ja

[phaseshifter]

Right. A nin.

[ Annnnnnd she's snickering at her own shitty joke like the fucking nerd she is. ANGEL PLS GO ]

[0thingsonmymind]

*What.*

That is funny?

*He doesn't get it.*

[phaseshifter]

Well - yes! Because it's half the word, and you said you were half a ninja, and, um... That's...

[ SHE HAS NEVER FELT LESS FUNNY IN HER LIFE, ]

[0thingsonmymind]

*...?*

What

[phaseshifter]

...Never mind. Do you *ever* get jokes? Um, if that isn't rude to ask.

[0thingsonmymind]

I think so.

*He does not, not really.*

[phaseshifter]

Oh, cool! Tell me a joke - maybe then I can kinda. Get used to what your sense of humour is?

[ angel no, ]

[0thingsonmymind]

I donot know any

[phaseshifter]

That's. Kinda sad. Can't you think of anything that makes you laugh? If not jokes, uh... Iunno. Animals being dumb? Kids saying the darnedest things? Old people falling over?

[0thingsonmymind]

People falling is funny?

*Is it specifically old people or people in general? He's not sure he gets it either way.*

[phaseshifter]

Some people think so. Dunno if you remember my - if you remember Handsome Jack, but he was a big fan.

I guess I'm kinda going about this wrong trying to keep you distracted with humour, though, huh?

[ SHE TRIED ]

[0thingsonmymind]

I remember him.

*About the humor...he's not laughing but at least he's confused enough for distraction? Or something.*

I donot know.

[phaseshifter]

Hmmm. Okay, what makes you happy? Er... that's possible in this environment, anyway. If steak dinners and comfy pillows are what make you happy, I think we're out of luck.

[0thingsonmymind]

I like answers.

[phaseshifter]

Yeah, I... I kinda realised that for myself.

[ :IIIIII ]

Though I guess - if you have any questions I have the answers to, I can provide them! Do you think that would help?

[0thingsonmymind]

No. You donot know anything useful for here.

*Its not really an insult. Nobody seems to know anything here yet.*

[phaseshifter]

Wow. Such a charmer.

[ EYEROLL. Not a mad one, though. ]

[0thingsonmymind]

*He has no idea what 'charmer' means.*

Okay?