Event: Consolidation Theory, Part One and Two

[snowblindmods]

Characters: red-marked characters
Location: ???
Date: Morning & Day 353
Summary: You wake up in a cell.
Warnings: general horror warnings; please note in subject lines for anything specific that comes up

Consolidation Theory OOC Post
Part Two OOC Post

Comments

[0thingsonmymind]

*...?*

What

[phaseshifter]

...Never mind. Do you *ever* get jokes? Um, if that isn't rude to ask.

[0thingsonmymind]

I think so.

*He does not, not really.*

[phaseshifter]

Oh, cool! Tell me a joke - maybe then I can kinda. Get used to what your sense of humour is?

[ angel no, ]

[0thingsonmymind]

I donot know any

[phaseshifter]

That's. Kinda sad. Can't you think of anything that makes you laugh? If not jokes, uh... Iunno. Animals being dumb? Kids saying the darnedest things? Old people falling over?

[0thingsonmymind]

People falling is funny?

*Is it specifically old people or people in general? He's not sure he gets it either way.*

[phaseshifter]

Some people think so. Dunno if you remember my - if you remember Handsome Jack, but he was a big fan.

I guess I'm kinda going about this wrong trying to keep you distracted with humour, though, huh?

[ SHE TRIED ]

[0thingsonmymind]

I remember him.

*About the humor...he's not laughing but at least he's confused enough for distraction? Or something.*

I donot know.

[phaseshifter]

Hmmm. Okay, what makes you happy? Er... that's possible in this environment, anyway. If steak dinners and comfy pillows are what make you happy, I think we're out of luck.

[0thingsonmymind]

I like answers.

[phaseshifter]

Yeah, I... I kinda realised that for myself.

[ :IIIIII ]

Though I guess - if you have any questions I have the answers to, I can provide them! Do you think that would help?

[0thingsonmymind]

No. You donot know anything useful for here.

*Its not really an insult. Nobody seems to know anything here yet.*

[phaseshifter]

Wow. Such a charmer.

[ EYEROLL. Not a mad one, though. ]

[0thingsonmymind]

*He has no idea what 'charmer' means.*

Okay?