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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2017-03-15 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
dude
vantas
you already made it weird
what were you going to admit because now im going to keep wondering until you spill it
quadrangle: (OR LIKE RAGE-FILLED)

[personal profile] quadrangle 2017-03-15 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
YOU MADE IT WEIRD FIRST!!
AND FINE OK SO I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR WINGS??
OR JUST KNOW WHAT THEY FEEL LIKE I MEAN THAT'S THE SAME THING BUT FUCK OK THERE I MADE IT WEIRD ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2017-03-15 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
karkat it wouldnt have been weird if you just said "you can but only if i can feel your wings"
but you made a big deal about how you were only saying it because of circumstances and then didnt say it at all until i asked
you made it way weirder than i ever did
if you promise you wont literally explode from your own straining anxiety complex you can touch my wings
and ill touch your horns
and it will be as normal as two weirdos getting a palmful of each others nonhumanity can get
quadrangle: (gnash gnash gnash)

[personal profile] quadrangle 2017-03-15 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
LOOK UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I'M NOT FEELING STRANGELY COMPELLED TO CONFESS MY INNERMOST DESIRE TO GROPE SOMEONE'S SKULL PROTRUSIONS SO YOU CAN JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. IT'S HARD TO SAY ANY OF THIS.
AND FINE, SURE. YOU TOUCH MY HORNS, I TOUCH YOUR WINGS, AND THEN WE MUTUALLY PRETEND THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED.
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2017-03-15 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
dude stop talking about it like im going to be fondling your knobs
any touching is going to be very minimal and to the point
thats it
the end
lets stop talking about this before it gets worse
quadrangle: (facepalm)

[personal profile] quadrangle 2017-03-15 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
NUBS, KNOBS, WHATEVER.
AND YES, CAN WE PLEASE? IT'S BAD ENOUGH WE'VE GONE THIS LONG ALREADY.
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2017-03-15 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
your knobs are nubby

[Sorry, did you mean stop trolling? He had to get that in first.]
quadrangle: (no please keep talking)

[personal profile] quadrangle 2017-03-15 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
HEARD IT. TRY AGAIN.
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cw: internalized homophobia??? just in case

[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2017-03-15 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
nah
if we go any deeper its just going to sound like im insulting your alien dick equivalent more than it already does
and i dont need yet another weirdly gay sounding conversation with you
quadrangle: (eyeroll)

[personal profile] quadrangle 2017-03-15 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
OH. WAIT, WHAT? THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO SAY? UGH WHY IS ALIEN ANATOMY SO WEIRD.
AND YEAH OK I'LL STOP.
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2017-03-15 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
no
fuck
your horns are kinda shaped like weird knobs and you were the one calling it groping
so it turned into a stupid joke
lets just both shut up now
quadrangle: (brow pinch)

[personal profile] quadrangle 2017-03-15 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
ARE YOU LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF NOT RESPONDING?! OR TRYING TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
WHATEVER, I'M DONE. TALK TO YOU LATER.
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2017-03-15 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
feels like it
bye