[network] Event: Long & Lost [NIGHT 217]

[snowblindmods]

it's been so long between the words we spoke
will you be there up on the shore, I hope

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[quadrangle]

LOOK UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I'M NOT FEELING STRANGELY COMPELLED TO CONFESS MY INNERMOST DESIRE TO GROPE SOMEONE'S SKULL PROTRUSIONS SO YOU CAN JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. IT'S HARD TO SAY ANY OF THIS.
AND FINE, SURE. YOU TOUCH MY HORNS, I TOUCH YOUR WINGS, AND THEN WE MUTUALLY PRETEND THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED.

[mrcreamsicles]

dude stop talking about it like im going to be fondling your knobs
any touching is going to be very minimal and to the point
thats it
the end
lets stop talking about this before it gets worse

[quadrangle]

NUBS, KNOBS, WHATEVER.
AND YES, CAN WE PLEASE? IT'S BAD ENOUGH WE'VE GONE THIS LONG ALREADY.

[mrcreamsicles]

your knobs are nubby

[Sorry, did you mean stop trolling? He had to get that in first.]

[quadrangle]

HEARD IT. TRY AGAIN.

cw: internalized homophobia??? just in case

[mrcreamsicles]

nah
if we go any deeper its just going to sound like im insulting your alien dick equivalent more than it already does
and i dont need yet another weirdly gay sounding conversation with you

[quadrangle]

OH. WAIT, WHAT? THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO SAY? UGH WHY IS ALIEN ANATOMY SO WEIRD.
AND YEAH OK I'LL STOP.

[mrcreamsicles]

no
fuck
your horns are kinda shaped like weird knobs and you were the one calling it groping
so it turned into a stupid joke
lets just both shut up now

[quadrangle]

ARE YOU LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF NOT RESPONDING?! OR TRYING TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
WHATEVER, I'M DONE. TALK TO YOU LATER.

[mrcreamsicles]

feels like it
bye