[network] Event: Long & Lost [NIGHT 217]

[snowblindmods]

it's been so long between the words we spoke
will you be there up on the shore, I hope

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@Mnemosyne; video

[bookofnope]

[Lord forgive him, Beckett switches the video on. He looks dead straight at Caboose. His eyes are glowing red. He's pale as literal death. When he opens his mouth wide his fangs are pointedly visible inside.]

Boo.

[blueteamsproblem]

[ Caboose barely reacts. Beckett could be forgiven for assuming that this is because he's too stupid to react. Forgiven and 100% accurate. ]

Draculas don't say boo. And... they have capes. For swishing.

[ You brought this on yourself, Beckeroo. YOU CHOSE TO ENGAGE. ]

[bookofnope]

[Eyebrows go up and up and

Fine. He's gonna tug his blanket-cloak over one arm and up to his face. Swish swish. It's very perfunctory.]

[blueteamsproblem]

[ ...Still nothing. Maybe a slight narrowing of the eyes, as though Caboose is thinking? Which isn't something he's actually capable of, so. Trick of the light, probably. ]

And you have to say "bleh." Or "I vant to suck your blood." And turn into a bat!

[bookofnope]

[JFC has he triggered some sort of epiphany.]

"Suck your blood", I understand, but why bleh?

[blueteamsproblem]

Because that is what draculas say. When... they are not counting.

[ Sorry, but Beckett just isn't a legit vampire unless he goes full on Sesame Street Count. IT'S JUST HOW THINGS WORK, CABOOSE DOESN'T MAKE THE RULES ]

[bookofnope]

Ah, yes. Counting. The most nefarious of all vampiric misdeeds.

[blueteamsproblem]

[ What's a nefarious. Is it some kind of sandwich. ]

Also! They sleep in coffers! Do you have a coffer. Can I sit in it.

[bookofnope]

[Don't eat the nefarious, Caboose.]

Of course. I keep it in my pocket. Dried coffer, just add water - I mean blood. Yes. Blood.

[blueteamsproblem]

Wow.

[ That - along with a very vacant stare - is it for a good thirty seconds or so. Then there's a very short, girly scream as Caboose drops his tablet in fear. ]

OH MY GOD A DRACULA.

[ U DID IT OLD MAN

U GAVE HIM A SCARE ]

[bookofnope]

[... somehow this doesn't feel like a great achievement. Somehow.]

Now be careful or I'll be counting you.