[network] Event: Long & Lost [NIGHT 217]

[snowblindmods]

it's been so long between the words we spoke
will you be there up on the shore, I hope

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Comments

[blueteamsproblem]

Because that is what draculas say. When... they are not counting.

[ Sorry, but Beckett just isn't a legit vampire unless he goes full on Sesame Street Count. IT'S JUST HOW THINGS WORK, CABOOSE DOESN'T MAKE THE RULES ]

[bookofnope]

Ah, yes. Counting. The most nefarious of all vampiric misdeeds.

[blueteamsproblem]

[ What's a nefarious. Is it some kind of sandwich. ]

Also! They sleep in coffers! Do you have a coffer. Can I sit in it.

[bookofnope]

[Don't eat the nefarious, Caboose.]

Of course. I keep it in my pocket. Dried coffer, just add water - I mean blood. Yes. Blood.

[blueteamsproblem]

Wow.

[ That - along with a very vacant stare - is it for a good thirty seconds or so. Then there's a very short, girly scream as Caboose drops his tablet in fear. ]

OH MY GOD A DRACULA.

[ U DID IT OLD MAN

U GAVE HIM A SCARE ]

[bookofnope]

[... somehow this doesn't feel like a great achievement. Somehow.]

Now be careful or I'll be counting you.