[network] Event: Long & Lost [NIGHT 217]

[snowblindmods]

it's been so long between the words we spoke
will you be there up on the shore, I hope

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Comments

[blueteamproblems]

...What?

[phaseshifter]

I was suggesting that in order to keep me from worrying about you, I'd have to rearrange my brain by shoving wire through my skull and swirling around the brain matter within.

[ u no, normal stuff ]

[blueteamproblems]

That's. Kind of dark.

[phaseshifter]

Yes. Less distressing than the thought of doing it via control collar, though.

[blueteamproblems]

I dunno, I think any kind of mindfuckery is distressing regardless of how you do it.

[church you regularly possess people with no regrets]

[phaseshifter]

I don't doubt it. I'm just avoiding getting all up in my own issues.

[ SELF AWARENESS, HO ]

[blueteamproblems]

Wow, so you're not jumping at the opportunity to talk about them to people? Shocking.

[phaseshifter]

I'm not hiding from them either, geez. We could trade traumas! Like a terrible version of trading those... umm, those little round discs people had in the old days? I forget what they called them, but they looked pretty freaking dumb.

[ TRAUMA POGS

IT'S THE NEXT BIG THING, MARK MY WORDS ]

[blueteamproblems]

Sure, sounds like a fucking amazing idea. Instead of just feeling shitty about your own traumas you get to share someone else's. Awesome.

[phaseshifter]

I have a foil-stamped one with "dad issues" on it. Tell me that wouldn't look neat in your collector's album.

[blueteamproblems]

You're assuming I don't already have that one.

I mean, I don't, since I don't have a dad. But I totally could. It's not like you'd know.

[phaseshifter]

You're forgetting how shamefully bad you are at lying. All I'd have to do would be ask.

[blueteamproblems]

...I could just not answer.

[phaseshifter]

Yes, but then I'd call you a pissbaby again. I probably will anyway. It suits you.

[blueteamproblems]

Wow. Wowowowowowowow.

Wow.

[phaseshifter]

You're not denying it, I see.

[blueteamproblems]

YEAH WELL I see you're not denying that you're a shitty little cockbite, either!

[phaseshifter]

SHHHHH!

[ JACK WILL HEAR. SECRET DUMPY JACK. WHO IS A SECRET. ]

Do you want everyone to know?

[blueteamproblems]

Maybe.

[this is stupid]

[phaseshifter]

Definitely a pissbaby.

[ SO FOND THO ]

[blueteamproblems]

So's your face.

[ALL OF THE PISSKID SULKING]

[phaseshifter]

That doesn't even make sense! Like... your face.

[ Except that isn't Church's face according to what he said before, is it? UH. ]

[blueteamproblems]

[Yeah it sure isn't his face. That's kind of a bummer.]

You know, I'm not even sure if I have an actual face of my own.

[phaseshifter]

Hmmm. Does that bug you? I'm assuming not much, since you're able to talk about it.

[blueteamproblems]

Not really, I guess. It's mostly just weird.

[As long as he doesn't think about things like the fact that his memories are all messed up and make it feel like the face he's wearing now is the one he's always had. Which makes no sense since his memories were never his, and neither was this face.]