[network] Event: Long & Lost [NIGHT 217]

[snowblindmods]

it's been so long between the words we spoke
will you be there up on the shore, I hope

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Comments

[blueteamproblems]

I dunno. I think Project Freelancer were the only people doing shit like that, and it's not likely they'd have records I could get my hands on.

[phaseshifter]

That sounds like quitter talk to me! Their security can't be so good that someone like you can't hack into it, surely.

[ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ]

[blueteamproblems]

Pff, what? I don't know shit about hacking.

[phaseshifter]

 

 

 

 

What.

[blueteamproblems]

Uh.

I mean. You think just because I'm a computer I'm gonna know all about hacking? Way to stereotype. Racist.

[phaseshifter]

Well, I mean - I - kinda, yeah. Is that not - how is that even...?

[blueteamproblems]

Look, it's just- I'm not- don't ask me about this shit, okay?

[A++ EVASION EXCELLENT DODGING]

[phaseshifter]

[ NOOOOOOOO HE CAN'T CLAM UP NOW

Or maybe he can. Just getting this much out of him is an achievement, right? ]

Okay. But... Would you like to learn sometime? I can teach you some things.

[blueteamproblems]

Uh... I guess? Probably couldn't hurt, right?

[phaseshifter]

Right. And someday you could even be able to hack your way out of being a pissbaby. Imagine.

[blueteamproblems]

Wow, what a daring fucking dream. I can barely contain my excitement.

[phaseshifter]

Try not to pee your pants over it and earn your new nickname literally.

[blueteamproblems]

I fucking hate you.

[phaseshifter]

You're not fooling anybody.

[blueteamproblems]

Your face isn't fooling anybody.

[phaseshifter]

 

 

 

...Oh my god are you doing that thing where you have to get the last word, even if it's a really stupid one.

[blueteamproblems]

...No?