[network] Event: Long & Lost [NIGHT 217]

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it's been so long between the words we spoke
will you be there up on the shore, I hope

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[blueteamproblems]

You're talking, and you're not dying. I promise.

[blueteamsproblem]

Oh. Well, I guess that you... would know about that stuff... better than me.

Because of things that are not my fault.

[blueteamproblems]

Yeah, you're right. I would know. Funny how that happens.

[He could go on as usual and point out that those things are very much Caboose's fault and that Caboose is an idiot, but he doesn't feel up to it right now. Nothing like being forced to confess your fears to drain up all that vitriol.]

[blueteamsproblem]

I do not think that it is very funny at all.

Maybe it would be funny, if somebody made, like, a TV show, or a web series about all the Blue versus Red battles, and you died so much that people were like - they were all - "that's our Church!" And then it would be kind of funny. Until stuff happens in later seasons, that make it sad.

[blueteamproblems]

I was being sarcastic about the funny part. You know, that thing that I do that you consistently fail to pick up on because you're a fucking moron?

[Oh, look. The vitriol is coming back! Sweet!]

[blueteamsproblem]

Right. That. Now that you are angry, does that mean that you are not scared any more?

[blueteamproblems]

...Yeah, I guess it does.

Huh.





Caboose, I think you just actually helped.

[WHAT IS THIS MADNESS]

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And now I am scared, a little bit.

[ HOLD HIM ]

[blueteamproblems]

Maybe I'm the one who's hallucinating.

[That must be it. He's finally lost it completely and this is what his broken-ass brain is throwing at him.]

Figures.

[blueteamsproblem]

[ You know how you're supposed to pinch people to convince them things are real and not dreams or hallucinations or whatever

well

Caboose misremembered this a lil and is now attempting to pUnch Church's shoulder. With no warning.

He's helping. ]

[blueteamproblems]

[And now Church is flat on his back on the floor because Caboose's punches are a lil bit strong.]

Ow! WHAT THE FUCK, CABOOSE.

[blueteamsproblem]

That was to show you that you are not halogening. You are welcome!

[blueteamproblems]

You're not supposed to just punch people if they're hallucinating! You're not supposed to just punch people, period!

[blueteamsproblem]

It wasn't my fault.

[ Quick quick think of something better than "TUCKER DID IT" ]

The wind blew my fist into you.

[ NAILED. IT. ]

[blueteamproblems]

...Well, at least you're not saying Tucker did it.

[blueteamsproblem]

Yes, but, is that really something that we can rule out. It seems like something that he would do. Because he is stupid.

[ S I G H ]

[blueteamproblems]

I'm pretty sure we can rule it out since, y'know. He's not here.

[blueteamsproblem]

How do you know? Maybe he is hiding. He was in the place where I was, before I was here, and that means that maybe he is also here, and not in the place that I was at.

[ LOGIC, SUCKA ]

[blueteamproblems]

You're kidding, right? If he was hiding somewhere, he would've blown his cover ages ago with all the innuendos people make around here.

[blueteamsproblem]

In your endo.

Hey chicka bump bump.

[blueteamproblems]

Yes, Caboose. Exactly.

And since he didn't pop up just now, I'd say we're safe in assuming he's not around.

[blueteamsproblem]

I am going to sleep with my eyes open. Just in case.

[blueteamproblems]

Sure, go right ahead. I bet that'll turn out great for you.

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