[network] Event: Long & Lost [NIGHT 217]

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it's been so long between the words we spoke
will you be there up on the shore, I hope

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[blueteamsproblem]

Right. That. Now that you are angry, does that mean that you are not scared any more?

[blueteamproblems]

...Yeah, I guess it does.

Huh.





Caboose, I think you just actually helped.

[WHAT IS THIS MADNESS]

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And now I am scared, a little bit.

[ HOLD HIM ]

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Maybe I'm the one who's hallucinating.

[That must be it. He's finally lost it completely and this is what his broken-ass brain is throwing at him.]

Figures.

[blueteamsproblem]

[ You know how you're supposed to pinch people to convince them things are real and not dreams or hallucinations or whatever

well

Caboose misremembered this a lil and is now attempting to pUnch Church's shoulder. With no warning.

He's helping. ]

[blueteamproblems]

[And now Church is flat on his back on the floor because Caboose's punches are a lil bit strong.]

Ow! WHAT THE FUCK, CABOOSE.

[blueteamsproblem]

That was to show you that you are not halogening. You are welcome!

[blueteamproblems]

You're not supposed to just punch people if they're hallucinating! You're not supposed to just punch people, period!

[blueteamsproblem]

It wasn't my fault.

[ Quick quick think of something better than "TUCKER DID IT" ]

The wind blew my fist into you.

[ NAILED. IT. ]

[blueteamproblems]

...Well, at least you're not saying Tucker did it.

[blueteamsproblem]

Yes, but, is that really something that we can rule out. It seems like something that he would do. Because he is stupid.

[ S I G H ]

[blueteamproblems]

I'm pretty sure we can rule it out since, y'know. He's not here.

[blueteamsproblem]

How do you know? Maybe he is hiding. He was in the place where I was, before I was here, and that means that maybe he is also here, and not in the place that I was at.

[ LOGIC, SUCKA ]

[blueteamproblems]

You're kidding, right? If he was hiding somewhere, he would've blown his cover ages ago with all the innuendos people make around here.

[blueteamsproblem]

In your endo.

Hey chicka bump bump.

[blueteamproblems]

Yes, Caboose. Exactly.

And since he didn't pop up just now, I'd say we're safe in assuming he's not around.

[blueteamsproblem]

I am going to sleep with my eyes open. Just in case.

[blueteamproblems]

Sure, go right ahead. I bet that'll turn out great for you.

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[ LIGHT SNORING NOISES ]

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[SO MUCH HATE.]