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Comments

[mrcreamsicles]

why the morgue

[No luck.]

[perfero]

Why do you think?

[Have some sass back.]

[mrcreamsicles]

how should i know
youre a stranger with the blandest username to ever bland
could be anything
cannibalism
really gross puppet show
that thing where scientists cut up dead people to study their organs
you tell me

[perfero]

I would rather let you come up with your own answer.

[Since he's so... imaginative.]

[mrcreamsicles]

so youre gonna flay the bodies for skin suits

[perfero]

If you want to think that, go ahead.

[mrcreamsicles]

can you sew them into sick patterns
what if you find someone with tattoos
how difficult is it to tan leather in alaskas snowy asshole

[perfero]

Since you suggested it, you should use your imagination.

[mrcreamsicles]

bet its hard finding the right equipment
i hear youre supposed to like
search and raid whatever you can find in these places
maybe youll luck out
find something useful
improvise yourself a tanning rack out of idk an old bed frame or something
youre probably a pro at this by now
dont even need a knife to skin them anymore
your skills are that sharp

[perfero]

You must do this often.

[mrcreamsicles]

do what

[perfero]

Ramble at people to annoy them.

[mrcreamsicles]

i ramble
the annoying is incidental
youre the one getting bugged at it
and arent you the one who told me to guess
and make shit up
just doing what you said bro
or sis
brosis
whats your name

[perfero]

You've been doing it this entire time.

My name is Homura Akemi.

[Since they're using english.]

[mrcreamsicles]

shrug
you havent stopped me
im davesprite
the story behind it is stupid so dont ask

[perfero]

I don't care enough to bother.

And alright, I won't.

[mrcreamsicles]

you realize youre giving me free license to keep on going then
gonna write up a greek epic for you like this
all long and winding
full of dudes whose names nobody can pronounce
call me babblecles
mightiest bard this side of paradox space
my stories are legend
ie best forgotten and misremembered
but youre stuck here getting farm fresh delivery
knock knock whos there
milk mans got a case full of straight liquid nonsense
full of vitamin s
for shut the fuck up
but the words keep flowing cause i gotta keep true to my heart
also it passes the time

This is amazing

[perfero]

All of that is ridiculous.

[Seriously where is he getting this ridiculousness from.]

thank you

[mrcreamsicles]

hey
hey
homura
ill let you in on a secret



thats the point

[perfero]

I suppose it must never get boring to you.

[mrcreamsicles]

not really
but im going to stop being an idiot for the moment because it turns out this place is actually pretty fucked up

[Aka guess who got told some of the weirder, creepier stuff about Norfinbury and is trying to channel his nerves in a different direction?]

whats the real reason you want to go to the morgue
i took a glance at the map thing people set up
turns out the funeral home near here has one

[perfero]

[She's sighing heavily. This is a subject she'd rather not get into, but she's mentioned her reasoning to others so it's not as if he can't go read it.]

Apparently an upperclassman I know died here. Supposedly her body is at the morgue.

[Which is pretty fucked up in a fucked up place, but she doesn't say that.]

[mrcreamsicles]

shit
this is probably the part where i should say sorry for the whole skin suit thing
so
sorry for being a dick
do you think you can revive her if you find her

[perfero]

It's fine, I know you weren't serious.

No, my expectations aren't very high.

[mrcreamsicles]

so then why do you want to find her
is this a personal confirmation thing
cant believe it until you see it