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[perfero]

Since you suggested it, you should use your imagination.

[mrcreamsicles]

bet its hard finding the right equipment
i hear youre supposed to like
search and raid whatever you can find in these places
maybe youll luck out
find something useful
improvise yourself a tanning rack out of idk an old bed frame or something
youre probably a pro at this by now
dont even need a knife to skin them anymore
your skills are that sharp

[perfero]

You must do this often.

[mrcreamsicles]

do what

[perfero]

Ramble at people to annoy them.

[mrcreamsicles]

i ramble
the annoying is incidental
youre the one getting bugged at it
and arent you the one who told me to guess
and make shit up
just doing what you said bro
or sis
brosis
whats your name

[perfero]

You've been doing it this entire time.

My name is Homura Akemi.

[Since they're using english.]

[mrcreamsicles]

shrug
you havent stopped me
im davesprite
the story behind it is stupid so dont ask

[perfero]

I don't care enough to bother.

And alright, I won't.

[mrcreamsicles]

you realize youre giving me free license to keep on going then
gonna write up a greek epic for you like this
all long and winding
full of dudes whose names nobody can pronounce
call me babblecles
mightiest bard this side of paradox space
my stories are legend
ie best forgotten and misremembered
but youre stuck here getting farm fresh delivery
knock knock whos there
milk mans got a case full of straight liquid nonsense
full of vitamin s
for shut the fuck up
but the words keep flowing cause i gotta keep true to my heart
also it passes the time

This is amazing

[perfero]

All of that is ridiculous.

[Seriously where is he getting this ridiculousness from.]

thank you

[mrcreamsicles]

hey
hey
homura
ill let you in on a secret



thats the point

[perfero]

I suppose it must never get boring to you.

[mrcreamsicles]

not really
but im going to stop being an idiot for the moment because it turns out this place is actually pretty fucked up

[Aka guess who got told some of the weirder, creepier stuff about Norfinbury and is trying to channel his nerves in a different direction?]

whats the real reason you want to go to the morgue
i took a glance at the map thing people set up
turns out the funeral home near here has one

[perfero]

[She's sighing heavily. This is a subject she'd rather not get into, but she's mentioned her reasoning to others so it's not as if he can't go read it.]

Apparently an upperclassman I know died here. Supposedly her body is at the morgue.

[Which is pretty fucked up in a fucked up place, but she doesn't say that.]

[mrcreamsicles]

shit
this is probably the part where i should say sorry for the whole skin suit thing
so
sorry for being a dick
do you think you can revive her if you find her

[perfero]

It's fine, I know you weren't serious.

No, my expectations aren't very high.

[mrcreamsicles]

so then why do you want to find her
is this a personal confirmation thing
cant believe it until you see it

[perfero]

Something along those lines, yes. It seems no one was with her when she died.

[mrcreamsicles]

hm

[There is a pause between messages, then:]

what have people told you about the morgue
ive gotta sit down and read these guides later but like
are people labeled
or are they just mystery bodies boxed away in however morgue storage works

[perfero]

Only that there are several morgues, and that they haven't had any success in opening the storage where the bodies are contained. They've tried using lockpicks, force and access cards to no avail.

I'm not sure if they're labeled. I'll find out when I arrive at the first one.

[She might be doing a morgue circuit here.]

[mrcreamsicles]

ok well
i said im near one right
first order of business for me is trying to find supplies so i dont freeze to death
but if i can find those soon enough then i might loop back to the funeral home
see if i can find this classmate of yours
whats her name
was she that person you mentioned earlier

[perfero]

That isn't necessary. I'll do it on my own.

[mrcreamsicles]

homura
i am right here in fuckin ice hell with you
i have rations thatll last me a while and a school on the other side where i can get more
can i just do like one non dickish thing
if i find her itll tell you where to go
and if i dont you can cross it off your list

[perfero]

We're in a survival situation. It's foolish to be offering help when you don't need to be. I'm capable of walking to all the morgues, and if she is dead then it won't matter how long that takes.