[network] @ADMIN; Obituary [day 132]

[snowblindmods]

We mourn the loss of those who have died in the time between the last announcement and this one:

Alfie Solomons
Handsome Jack
Clarke Griffin
Haurchefant Greystone
Red
Vriska Serket

Comments

@ASolomons; audio

[devoutish]

Who am I, Tom fucking Sawyer?

action

[powersouls]

[And of course Tifa pipes up, quietly, with:] Who's Tom Sawyer?

action

[devoutish]

It's from a book I read when I was a kid. A little boy runs away from home, and is presumed drowned and dead. He sneaks back home, right, and decides to attend his own funeral.

[powersouls]

Oh!

[Well, Tifa cried, Royce was depressed, they argued, it was all terrible.]

I bet it's disappointing, huh?

[devoutish]

[It's actually a little creepy seeing it on record, if he's honest.]

Never understood why they do these things for those of us they bring back.

[powersouls]

I don't know why, either. It... sort of gives me the creeps.

[devoutish]

Yeah.

[He frowns, much more deeply than his light banter with House would indicate.]

[powersouls]

[She gets it, because she was massively weirded out when she saw her own name on the obituary, so she reaches over to give his arm a comforting little squeeze. This place sucks.]

[devoutish]

[He doesn't really do anything in response, but he doesn't shake her off, either. She's Tifa. She can do her thing.]

@hotstud_xxx; text

[rubikscomplex]

i'd go with sherlock holmes
you're too much of a limey to be a beloved american icon

@ASolomons; text

[devoutish]

I will have you know that when I was 8, I decided I was going to make a raft and sail down the canal.

[rubikscomplex]

gangster life not everything it was cracked up to be?

[devoutish]

Did you never want to go on adventures when you were a boy, House?

[rubikscomplex]

[Well, he wanted to run away...]

i was living the adventure in foreign lands, dude

[devoutish]

Then maybe you were wishing for a home.

[rubikscomplex]

wow
you should, like, write books or something
poetic

[devoutish]

And have you written about your adventures?

[rubikscomplex]

preeeeeetty sure i never kept a journal when i was 10
journals are for squares

NOTE: THE ABOVE THREAD TAKES PLACE ON THE EVENING OF 134!

[devoutish]

@dickcheese, audio;

[headjacked]

A victim of outdated info. Better than the alternative, huh?

[devoutish]

Mm, yeah. What's it been, a week?

[It seems like a lot longer.]

@enhance; text

[plundering]

Can Jack stay dead this time? Thanks in advance.

[not here]

[phaseshifter]

@Ecks | text

[ecks]

I do not mourn all of those people.

@hsiaoke; voice

[heavensreader]

Bugger it, Vriska, your timing is fucking atrocious. Get back quickly! We have a tunnel to explore.

[The possibility of Vriska not reviving does not even cross Kesara's mind. Hasn't she proven herself much too cool to die on multiple occasions? A whole three.]