[network] @ADMIN; Obituary [day 132]

[snowblindmods]

We mourn the loss of those who have died in the time between the last announcement and this one:

Alfie Solomons
Handsome Jack
Clarke Griffin
Haurchefant Greystone
Red
Vriska Serket

Comments

[phaseshifter]

Don't bother. The tips would basically be "be persistent" and "call him during the night on the hour every hour."

[rubikscomplex]

you know that's why god invented the ignore button?

[phaseshifter]

You still have to wake up to press it, friend. ~>w>~

[rubikscomplex]

it's cute you think my sleep is anything apart from fitful, angelcakes

[phaseshifter]

Oh. Have you tried lullabies? Hot milk? Or (god forbid) medication??

[rubikscomplex]

you think i need more medication?

[phaseshifter]

You're the doctor! I'm just wondering if the lack of sleep is what makes you such a dick bastard sack of skagshit sourpuss grumpypants. (✿´⌣`✿)

[rubikscomplex]

you've known me since i got here, kiddo
take a guess

[phaseshifter]

Are you really kiddoing me on Jack's freaking obituary what is WRONG wi

My guess is that you're a perfect gentleman when you've had a good night's sleep, obviously.

[rubikscomplex]

[It's the strikeout that makes it all worth it, really.]

obviously
i'll see if i can get one tonight, just for you, baby

[phaseshifter]

[ don'T RISE TO IT DON'T RISE TO IT ]

Sounds like a good idea, Greg. Take care! ^w^

[ okay that was petty but shut up ]

[rubikscomplex]

you, too, kiddo!

not here

[phaseshifter]

[ LITERALLY SCREAMING INTO A PILLOW ]