[network] @ADMIN; Obituary [day 132]

[snowblindmods]

We mourn the loss of those who have died in the time between the last announcement and this one:

Alfie Solomons
Handsome Jack
Clarke Griffin
Haurchefant Greystone
Red
Vriska Serket

Comments

[rubikscomplex]

ah, ah
i gave you some of my ideas first
what've you got?

i'm expecting at least one yiddish word in each of these titles, boychick

[devoutish]

You don't speak Yiddish, do you?

[rubikscomplex]

i speak enough, reb tevye

[devoutish]

Know a lot of Jews in your day?

[rubikscomplex]

you can't get through medical school without tripping over ten or twenty
and my buddy brings food into the office on the holidays

[devoutish]

Yeah, don't talk to me about the food now. There's a few things I've been craving since I got here.

[rubikscomplex]

then let's go back to titles
still waiting on those

unless you want me to describe his wife's teiglach in excruciating and delectable detail

[devoutish]

Trying to blackmail me?

[rubikscomplex]

blackmail's such an ugly word
i prefer "extorting"

[devoutish]

Teiglach was never my favorite.

[rubikscomplex]

what was?
i've probably tried it

[devoutish]

Any of it likely to be found in the store downtown?

[rubikscomplex]

dunno
you could probably manage latkes if you can get a fire going
haven't been downtown

[devoutish]

They've got the ingredients down there?

[rubikscomplex]

dude
i just said i've never been
talk to the joker or someone else who has

[devoutish]

But you've clearly heard stories.

[House, why was the Joker your first suggestion here.]

[rubikscomplex]

[Because he knows the guy has been circling around downtown. Don't think about it too hard!]

fantastical tales of real bread and actual ingredients for food
yeah
don't ask me for a list of supplies down there
i'm gonna assume a grocery store has potatoes and everything else you need
but again
never been

[devoutish]

Wouldn't turn down real bread either.

[rubikscomplex]

a nice sourdough, yeah?
that fresh, mouth-watering scent of just-baked bread drifting through the bakery section
the first crunch of the crust as you bite into it
moist, and fluffy inside
just a little bit of that natural tart taste with buttery goodness slathered over each slice
licking the crumbs from each finger
reaching for more

[Ready to talk book titles?]

[devoutish]

Having fun, House?

[rubikscomplex]

i'm always having fun

[devoutish]

Something almost untoward about the way you started describing it at the end there, mate. I'm blushing.

[rubikscomplex]

are you physically capable of blushing?
this is a medical question

[devoutish]

Oh, you've caught me.

[rubikscomplex]

i mean, we could test it
see if we can get any blood flowing up there
it's important to avoid frostbite